Since the moment I betted you

Been walking round with bubble wrap on my shoes

My mind churns when I'm in the mall

And it's not right

Bouncin' round from crowd to crowd

I get the feeling that I'm never gonna to get out

Then you say I like it and I know you lie

But every time I try to stop you

Something gets fried

Turns out, everything you try to do

You do wrong, you never do it right

So I say why must you try and take on the task of

celebrating a Christmas

Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this

So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a

dysfunctional Schwarz team

Cause without you trying then I just may live

When's this season gonna end?

I'm finding out that Fed-Ex is not my friend.

They're an army of fools coming to my house.

And it's not right

Movin' round they're just so loud

No matter what, can't block those carolers out

You say that I like it and it's still a lie

Every time I try to stop you

Something gets fried

Turns out, everything you try to do

You do wrong, you never do it right

So I say why must you try and take on the task of

celebrating a Christmas

Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this

So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a

dysfunctional Schwarz team

Cause without you trying then I just may live

Slowly I being to recognize, this will never end

Fed-Ex pulls up into my drive

Oh no! Carolers again!

Every time I try to stop you

Something gets fried

Turns out, everything you try to do

You do wrong, you never do it right

So I say why must you try and take on the task of

celebrating a Christmas

Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this

So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a

dysfunctional Schwarz team

Cause without you trying then I just may live

So I say why must you try and take on the task of

celebrating a Christmas

Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this

So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a

dysfunctional Schwarz team

Cause without you trying then I just may live

So I say why must you try and take on the task of

celebrating a Christmas

Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this