Since the moment I betted you
Been walking round with bubble wrap on my shoes
My mind churns when I'm in the mall
And it's not right
Bouncin' round from crowd to crowd
I get the feeling that I'm never gonna to get out
Then you say I like it and I know you lie
But every time I try to stop you
Something gets fried
Turns out, everything you try to do
You do wrong, you never do it right
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a
dysfunctional Schwarz team
Cause without you trying then I just may live
When's this season gonna end?
I'm finding out that Fed-Ex is not my friend.
They're an army of fools coming to my house.
And it's not right
Movin' round they're just so loud
No matter what, can't block those carolers out
You say that I like it and it's still a lie
Every time I try to stop you
Something gets fried
Turns out, everything you try to do
You do wrong, you never do it right
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a
dysfunctional Schwarz team
Cause without you trying then I just may live
Slowly I being to recognize, this will never end
Fed-Ex pulls up into my drive
Oh no! Carolers again!
Every time I try to stop you
Something gets fried
Turns out, everything you try to do
You do wrong, you never do it right
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a
dysfunctional Schwarz team
Cause without you trying then I just may live
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a
dysfunctional Schwarz team
Cause without you trying then I just may live
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
Been walking round with bubble wrap on my shoes
My mind churns when I'm in the mall
And it's not right
Bouncin' round from crowd to crowd
I get the feeling that I'm never gonna to get out
Then you say I like it and I know you lie
But every time I try to stop you
Something gets fried
Turns out, everything you try to do
You do wrong, you never do it right
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a
dysfunctional Schwarz team
Cause without you trying then I just may live
When's this season gonna end?
I'm finding out that Fed-Ex is not my friend.
They're an army of fools coming to my house.
And it's not right
Movin' round they're just so loud
No matter what, can't block those carolers out
You say that I like it and it's still a lie
Every time I try to stop you
Something gets fried
Turns out, everything you try to do
You do wrong, you never do it right
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a
dysfunctional Schwarz team
Cause without you trying then I just may live
Slowly I being to recognize, this will never end
Fed-Ex pulls up into my drive
Oh no! Carolers again!
Every time I try to stop you
Something gets fried
Turns out, everything you try to do
You do wrong, you never do it right
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a
dysfunctional Schwarz team
Cause without you trying then I just may live
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
So I say why must you try? Stop trying to help a
dysfunctional Schwarz team
Cause without you trying then I just may live
So I say why must you try and take on the task of
celebrating a Christmas
Heads I will, and tails I won't get through this
