o.o Yeah. This is a story mainly written for my friend's amusement, some of you may not get this. But read it anyway if you want o.o;

This is a collection of short little funny stories XP

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or Guitar Hero (Which is in this first chapter.)

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Chapter 1-Marissa and Bri.

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Castle Oblivion had some extra visitors today.

Two girls

Two fangirls.

Poor Zexion and Demyx.

Well, actually, it seemed they didn't mind as much as you think you would.

The two boys were seated on the same couch. Demyx and a girl named Bri were playing Guitar Hero (which Demyx was totally OWNING Bri at), while Zexion watched. Behind them, Marissa had seated herself at the computer, itunes playing with headphones plugged in. It was actually quiet, with the exception of the PS2. That was, until Demyx had beaten Bri at the game for the 38th time.

"Hah!" The musician had stood to his feet, a proud look on his face. "That's 38 times, right?" "No way, it was so 37." Bri shot a glare at Demyx. He may be a bishie, but she was honestly getting annoyed with his constant winning. "...Zexion should know." Demyx turned to the silver haired boy. Zexion just blinked. "...Guess not." Demyx sat back down. Then he turned around. "Marissa, do you know how many times that was?"

Marissa clicked a few times on the computer, pausing her Itunes. "Uhh...Ask Zexion." Marissa started playing some random song again. Demyx slapped his forehead as Zexion contiued to say nothing. "I say it was 37!" Bri annouced. Actually, she really knew it was really 38, but currently wasn't going to admit that.

"38!"

"37!"

"38, I SAY!"

"NUH HUH. 37!"

"42!" Marissa yelled loudly.

Demyx and Bri had stopped and turned to her. "What?" The both said in unison. Zexion, on the other hand, started cracking up, having being the only one that read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Demyx promptly smacked Zexion on the head, causing Zexion to bite his finger. "Ouch!" Demyx withdrew his finger. Zexion and Marissa just grinned, and Bri rushed to his side.

"Oh, Demyx, are you okay!" Bri cooed, and threw a glare at Zexion, who was still grinning. Demyx began sucking on his finger. Bri started to smack Zexion, who couldn't bite her because he had been taught not to hurt a girl. Which worked to Bri's advantage as she continued to smack Zexion senseless.

After the first few smacks, Bri was pushed to the ground by Marissa, who immdediatly hugged the boy who was on the couch. Demyx withdrew his finger from his mouth, and helped Bri up. Bri, apperantly had lost, began running around in triangle. Yes, TRIANGLES. Bri's too cool for circles. Or Squres. Or Hexagons.

After about 5 minutes of silence and staring at Bri, everybody went back to their original states. Demyx and Bri began to play Guitar Hero, Zexion watched, and Marissa went back on the computer. Until...

"HAHA! THAT MAKES IT 39!"

It was about then a random shoe thrown by someone offscreen hit Demyx, causing him to knock out. Of course, only Bri cared.

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That. Was. CRAP.

Coming up: Nira! With Axel O.o