Batman-Arkham inside Chapter 1 A gunshot. A scream. Another kill for the Joker. He laughed with a crazy wild demeanour as he danced around the corpse waiting for the one who really gets him. The Batman. "(Laughs) this is going to be my best one yet!" Batman glides down to the rooftop above cautiously surveying his surroundings and notices Joker dancing and giggling to himself standing over a body. "Damn it Joker!" Batman muttered to himself "Why do you have to do it? You could get treatment-but no. That's just not you is it?" Batman drops down in front of Joker who laughs and gasps theatrically. "Now Batman I know how this looks but-"Joker began. Batman punches Joker across the jaw knocking him to the floor. "Shut up." Batman said. "Ah time for the dance then" Joker said then laughs. Joker pulls out a knife and stabs at Batman but Batman knocks the blade out of his hands and the two begin trading punches. Joker pulls out his revolver but Batman grabs the wrist and twists it taking Joker down then kicks him in the head knocking him out. "You need help Joker" Batman said before picking him up and carrying him away to the batmobile. Arkham Asylum Batman strides in with a now handcuffed and conscious Joker laughing. "You see bats we're gonna do this for ever. It's almost like were couple. But which one's the wife?" Joker laughs at his own joke. "Shut it clown" Batman replied. "Oooh tough crowd" Joker said. "Still you'll just love the next joke!" Jeremiah Arkham walks up to Batman and Arkham guards take the Joker from hm. "Thank you Batman. We'll take it from here" Jeremiah said. "I'm coming too-Joker seems a little too happy to be back." Batman told him. "As you wish" Jeremiah replied and they walked with the guards to the main hall before putting the Joker there and Batman and Jeremiah went up to the stand. "We're putting him in the new maximum security wing. Not even Bane could get out of there-He'll be secure. Trust me" Jeremiah said. "Doctor have you ever heard the one about the patient who roams the asylum free? No? Well you're about to!" Joker said. Joker lock picks his handcuffs which fall to the ground then takes a gun from the guard and shoots all the guards spraying blood all over the walls in a constant shower. "Harley time for the big finish!" Joker yells then laughs as the door to Zsasz's cell opens. "NO!" Batman hollers and dives at Zsasz and tackles him to the ground, then flips him over with his foot and smashes his head into the wall knocking him out. "Welcome to the Asylum Batman! You'll be spending the week here-enjoy the insanity!" Joker said, then laughs maniacally. "Joker, surrender now and I won't hurt you!" Batman said. "You won't be hurting my mista J!" Harley said from behind Batman then knocks him out with her hammer. The Joker then laughs and Harley joins in as Batman's vision fades into blackness.
