I know, I know... I should be working on my other smash bros. fics instead of starting a new one, but I don't wanna. So, here you have it.

My new (3-part, meaning 3 chapters only) smash bros. fic, entitled...

Cookies and grape soda

Chapter 1

As Ness entered the kitchen, he beheld Young Link searching through the fridge. "Whatcha lookin' for, YL?" Ness inquired of his comrade.

"Someone drank all my Lon Lon milk and now I don't have any to leave out for Santa!" Young Link cried.

"Why don't you just ask Malon for some?" Ness questioned.

"I tried that already and she wouldn't give me any!" Young Link exclaimed. "Now what am I supposed to leave out?"

Ness tried to think. "We could ask Zelda what to leave out for him," Ness replied. "She'll know what to do."

Young Link clapped his hands joyfully. "Great idea, Ness! Let's go!" he exclaimed while walking toward the kitchen door.

"But..." Ness started to complain, then sighed and followed.

Meanwhile, Zelda was sitting in her room, contemplating random things, such as why Hylians like herself have long ears, when she heard a small knock at the door. "Who is it?" she inquired.

"Me!" Young Link yelled through the door.

"Oh." Zelda said as she opened the door. "Hi! What's up?"

"The ceiling?" Young Link guessed.

"Correct!" Zelda replied. Lights went off and said "Ding ding ding ding!" "Ten points for Link!" Zelda cried joyously.

"But I'm Young Link!" Young Link complained.

Zelda looked at him for a minute. "Oh. That would explain why you aren't wearing pants."

"I am too wearing pants!" Young Link replied angrily.

Ness looked at his friend strangely. *She's right!* he thought to himself.

"Zelda! That's not what I came here for!" Young Link protested.

Zelda blinked. "Did you come here to find out why Hylians like ourselves have long ears? Because if that's the reason, I haven't an answer yet."

Ness stepped forward. "Actually, we came here to find out what we should leave out for Santa, 'cause someone drank all the Lon Lon milk and now we don't have any to leave out for Santa." he answered.

Zelda contemplated for a moment. "Did you ask Malon for some?"

"Yes, I did, but she wouldn't give me any and I don't know why!" Young Link cried.

"That's odd..." Zelda answered. "Well, I'll tell you everything I know about Santa."

Three hours later, Zelda was finally done telling Young Link and Ness everything she knew about Santa. Young Link was looking at her strangely. "But that doesn't answer what I'm supposed to leave out for Santa!"

Zelda sighed. "I don't know. Ask Marth, he'll know."

Young Link grinned. "Okay! C'mon, Ness!" Ness groaned but complied.

About half an hour later, Young Link and Ness had no idea where Marth was. So, here they were, at Roy's door, unaware of the lurking horrors behind it. Ness took a deep breath and knocked.

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Kinda short, but so is this fic. Reviews welcome!