Hey everyone. This is a story to depict the Harry Potter characters' reactions if they got their hands on a copy of My Immortal by Tara Gilepsie (if her name is not spelled like that, well, you can send it) The story is mostly provided with conversation and not description. Because, as many of you know, you cannot go in depth with this story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or My Immortal

It was study period on a Tuesday afternoon as Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat at a table together in the Great Hall. It was their third year and they were talking about their just finished Transfiguration lesson. They used their animals and transfigured them into silver platters. Neville Longbottom walked into the Great Hall and was trying his hardest not to laugh. "Hey Neville, what's going on?" Ron said as he looked up at Neville. Neville's cheeks were red from where he had been laughing. "You guys, you have to read this!" Ron took the big group of parchment, and looked at the one on top. He only read the first line before he had given into hysterics. "Ron, what is it?" Hermione asked. Hermione could not see because she was on the other side of the table. Harry was on Ron's right side, looking over Ron's shoulders. Hermione walked around the table, and sat on Ron's left side. Neville was standing behind him. He had his hand in a fist as he coughed a few times from laughing so hard.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

"Whoever this bloodytears person is, I feel sorry for them." Harry said.

"I feel bad for both of them because they don't know the structure of the English language," Hermione said, "this is pretty pathetic." Hermione said with a giggle.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).

"My grandfather had dementia. I guess she has dementia too." Neville said, as he put his hand to his chin. "I guess she was born with long black hair, this girl is scaring me!" Ron exclaimed. "Hey you guys," Fred said. "What are you guys reading?" George asked. "Hey everyone, let's go up to the Gryffindor Common Room so we can read it out loud." Harry said. The six of them went up to the Gryffindor Common Room. Ron had his arm around Hermione's shoulders and was laughing the whole time. On the way to the common room, the group had been asked repeatedly by the occupants in the pictures if he was mad. "Long story." Fred said to each of them. They entered the common room after giving the password to the fat lady. "Now, I'll read." Ron said. He had not given up custody to the rolls yet, and had no intention of doing so anytime soon.

I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black.

Ron stopped and looked up at the group. All of them were laughing, but George and Fred were laughing the hardest. "Ron that sounded so wrong!" George said. "I guess she's down with incest!" Lee Jordan said as he joined the group. Everyone looked up at him with a shocked face. "What? It's not like I would approve of it! Incest is disgusting!"

"She goes to Hogwarts?" Harry asked with a confused face.

"She wished she went to Hogwarts. How can a person be a vampire and a wizard? It doesn't make any sense!" Hermione said as she threw her arms open. "You're thinking too much into it." Harry said as he put a hand on her shoulder. Seamus Finnigan walked into the room and stood behind Ron. "What's going on?" Seamus asked as he looked at the rest of the group. They were all sitting on the floor in a circle. If Seamus didn't know any better, it looked like story time in kindergarten. "Come sit down next to me Seamus." Neville said as Seamus joined him.

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"This girl is really creeping me out!" Seamus said, as he looked at Neville. "I feel the same way." Neville replied. "But can you imagine," Ron said, "a girl walking around Hogwarts like that." The whole group grimaced. "How can it snow and rain?" Hermione asked, "it is impossible because snow is the frozen form of rain."

"Hermione, we shouldn't think about it too much. This person has the IQ ten points lower than a mountain troll." Harry said. He clearly remembered their encounter with a full grown mountain troll on the third floor bathroom. He had to admit that the troll was really stupid. But this person was even more stupid. "Harry, that's an insult to all mountain trolls everywhere!" Neville said. Everyone in the group stared at him for ten seconds and then started to laugh. "Now, let me continue!" Ron said as he looked back at the scroll.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

"This isn't… real… this… isn't …real!" Ron said through his laughs. "Hello Ebony." George said in a voice that closely resembled Malfoy's. "What's up Draco?" Fred asked in a girly voice. "You want to go out for tea?"

"Of course Draco! I would love to!" Fred said as he lightly touched George's arm. "Guys, Malfoy wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with her." Hermione said.

"Yeah, I bet he would scream and cry for daddy!" Lee Jordan said with a laugh.

"Malfoy was shy? Since when is Malfoy ever shy?" Seamus said. He looked around at the rest of the group to see if anyone can answer him. Everyone just sat there in silence. Everyone was in the same boat as him.

"I can't believe she has friends!" Hermione said with a look of bewilderment as she broke the silence.

"They're probably as stupid as her!" Neville said. Everyone turned and looked at him. Neville had always been the innocent one and not dare talk bad about someone they have never met. Everyone then laughed again. "Nice one Neville!" Ron said as he got off his place on the couch. He gave Neville a high five. "

"Do you guys want me to read chapter two?"

"Yeah, I need a good laugh." Harry said as he scooted two inches closer to Ron.

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

"What does flaming mean?" Seamus asked confused.

"Probably hating, I really do not know." Hermione said.

"It's a miracle! Something Hermione doesn't know!" Ron said.

"Shut up Ron!"

"Let's get back to the story!" Fred said.

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

"Why would she have blood in a bottle?" Lee Jordan asked. His face depicted a look as though he was grossed out.

"Why would she sleep in a coffin?" Ginny asked. She had just come into the common room, and had brought Dean Thomas into the room with her. "She's a vampire." Harry said. He hoped this would catch them up to speed so they can get back to the story.

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.

"Guess what." he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.

"Wait, who would use OMFG in a spoken conversation?" Ginny asked as she brushed a hair from in front of her eyes.

"Why would Malfoy talk to a girl like that?" Neville asked.

"He would probably run in the other direction." Seamus replied.

"So they're in Slytherin?" George asked. He looked at Fred, and he was laughing. George gave him a confused look before Fred looked at him and said, "It's a good thing that they're in Slytherin. Because we bloody don't want them."

"This makes me almost feel bad for the rest of the Slytherin house." Hermione said.

"The key word Hermione is almost." Ron said as he looked at the parchment.

"Do you guys know who Good Charlotte is?" Ginny asked. They did not sound like any of the wizard bands that they have heard of. "Are they a new band?"

"I haven't heard of them." Lee Jordan said.

"Could they be a muggle band, Harry?" Ginny asked.

"I think so. I remember Dudley complaining about how much he hated him. He said that if he heard one more of their songs he was going to throw the radio out the window."

"But Harry, muggle bands can't come to Hogsmeade!" Hermione said.

"Hermione, you have never heard of them before?" Dean asked.

"No. I only listen to British bands. I'm not into American bands." Hermione said. Dean made an understanding face.

"I guess MCR is another muggle band." Neville said.

"This Ebony girl is a wannabe." Ginny says. "I mean she's obviously a gothic emo muggle who wishes she could be at Hogwarts, but would never be able to get in."

"No one in their right mind would go parading around like that. People would think she was a satanic bimbo." Hermione replied.

"Why is it that one minute she hates Draco, and the next minute she wants to snog him?" Fred asked as he made a disgusted face.

The portrait of the fat lady opened up, and Professor McGonagall came in. Ron quickly rolled up the parchment, and put it behind his back. "Same time tomorrow?" Ron asked after Professor McGonagall left. "Yes." Everyone said as they got up and went back to their rooms.

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