Fairly Odd High 1: The Smartest Fairy in School

Chapter 1

Seven high school fairies; Crystal, Sissy, Wanda, Blonda, Cosmo Zack, and Peter were all floating home. While they were going home, they all read their report cards that they got at the end of the school day.

"What you get Cosmo?" Zack asked his green haired friend.

"Let's see!" Cosmo said. He opened the envelope and read his report card out loud. "Man! I got all Fs again. He sighed. He was always getting Fs, but his mother loved him anyways. He looked again. "Wait, I got one F minus, what about you Zack?"

"All Ds man!" Zack answered proudly. "How about you Sissy!"

"I got all Cs for Kittens!"

"Um Sissy, Kittens begins with a K, not a C!" Crystal told her.

"That's exactly why I got a C for writing my English essay about adopting Kittens!" Sissy replied with glee.

"Anyways," Peter piped up. "I got all Bs!

"As and A minus!" Crystal said.

"All perfect As on mine!" Blonda told them.

"What did you get Wanda?" Cosmo asked.

"Yeah, what did you get Wanda?" Sissy eagerly wanted to know. "I'm dying to know!" Wanda, already positive of her grades, ripped opened her report card for the smiley Sissy to see.

"Probaly all A pluses!" Sighed Blonda, rolling her eyes in envy. "Like she gets all the time!" All the fairies besides Blonda leaned in when Wanda read hers.

"A plus, A plus, A plus, A plus, A plus, and A plus!" When she was done reading, she put the letter safely back into the envelope.

"Wow Blonda!" Sissy was impressed. "I thought you were magic, not psychic! How did you know about your sister's grades?"

"Here's a thought!" Crystal then faced Sissy. "She's get them all the time!"

"Wow, our girl is really smart then!" Sissy exclaimed, while Crystal turned back around.

They gossiped some more about the "Magic Fest" tomorrow at school, then they came to Wanda and Blonda's house.

"Ok gossip girl, we're here!" Blonda told her gossiping sister. Wanda didn't hear, and kept on bickering with her friends.

"Wanda, we're here!" Blonda said more loudly. Wanda was still bickering. Blonda groaned, then took a deep breath.

"WANDA, WE'RE HERE!" she screamed. Wanda and her friends immediately stopped talking.

"Oh, we are!" Wanda said. She flew to the door, and waved to Crystal and Sissy.

"Bye girls!" Wanda called.

"Bye!" They replied, waving back.

"Don't forget to call Fonda about the news!" Crystal reminded Wanda.

"Don't worry, I will! Bye!"

"Bye!" They all said, and with a poof, they all went to their homes.

"Ok, let's go Mrs. Perfect!" Blonda told her twin. Wanda flew inside. Blonda groaned, rolling her eyes.

"Sometimes if we weren't immortal," Blonda told herself. "I will just kill that girl!" Blonda did a deep sigh, and flew inside with her sister.

"Hey mom, hey dad!" Wanda said, entering the living room. "We're home!"

"And how's my little buttercups doing?!" Big Daddy got off the couch to hug his daughters.

"Great dad!" Wanda answered her father.

"And how was school today girls?" Rachel asked, stirring a pot of soup.

"School was terrific mom!" Wanda told her.

"In speaking of school," Their dad said. "How did you girls do on your report cards?" The twin girls sat down on stools, Blonda poofed a Coke can and open it.

"Got all As." Blonda said, sitting on a stool.

"I got all A pluses!" Wanda sounded excited.

"That's great honey!" Rachel said to her pink haired daughter.

"My little pink buttercup is growing up!" Big Daddy exclaimed as he hugged Wanda. "We're so proud of you Wanda!"

"Thanks Dad!" Wanda said as her dad kissed her on her cheek. "Does this mean we get chocolate ice cream for dessert?"

"Definitely!" Her mom replied. "I'll make some right now!"

"Yay!" Wanda jumped up. "Thanks mom!" Her parents knew that Wanda just loved everything chocolate; she was absolutely crazy about it! When she sees chocolate for someone else, she had to hold that temptation inside of her, telling herself not to steal someone else's candy. It's so difficult to hold it in, but she manages it fine.

"Oh great!" Blonda moaned, sipping her Coke. "Something chocolate to celebrate Wanda's perfect streak, what a surprise."

"I'm going to call Fonda now, and tell her the news!" Wanda told her parents.

"Sounds wonderful dear!" Big Daddy told her. "You do what you have to!"

"I will daddy!" Wanda said, as she flew out of the room.

"Dinner will be ready soon!" Rachel called.

"Oh great!" Blonda muttered. "She'll be on the phone for hours!" Shethrew away her now emptied Coke can in the trash, and went to do her homework.

"All As!? Way to go girl!" Fonda said on Wanda's cell. "If I were at your house right now, I'll definitely high five you!"

"Thanks Fonda!" Wanda blushed. "You know I get A pluses all the time, right?"

"I know, you're just so smart in school is all. You're just like Norman at my school!"

"Who's Norman?"

"A boy at my school. He's really smart! In speaking of smarts, guess who'll be at your school for the Magic Fest tomorrow?"

"You?"

"Yes!My whole school is going!" Wanda jumped, and nearly dropped her cell phone.

"Really?! That's so awesome!"

"I know, isn't it? I mean, we haven't really hung out since you stated dating Cosmo!"

"I am so excited! So why is your entire school coming?"

"Apparently, we're holding a quiz show against the two schools. Wanda, since you're so smart, you should probably register!"

"Oh, I don't know! I mean, my family and practully everyone in Fairy World knows how smartI am!"

"But you should try Wanda!"

"I know, but…"

"Wanda!" Called her mother from the kitchen. "Dinner time!"

"Coming!" She called back, plugging the receiver. She talked into the phone again.

"Look Fonda, I got to go!"

"Okay, but promise me you're think about it?" Wanda hesitated a few moments.

"Wanda?"

"Promise!" She finally told her.

"Thanks Wanda, I know you're do it, see you tomorrow!" Fonda hung up.

"Right." Wanda sounded unsure of herself. "See you tomorrow." She was in a daze until her mother called her for dinner again. She quickly hung up, then flew into the kitchen.

"Ah, there's my other buttercup!" Big Daddy said, when Wanda flew in and sat down to eat her grilled Cheese.

"What happened?' Blonda asked from across the table. "Mom called you twice! You useally beat me to the table! Did your new stupid boyfriend Cosmo brake up with you or something?"

"No." Wanda replied. "I don't want to talk about it."

"Why? Did he…" Blonda was interrupted by their mom.

"Honey, your sister doesn't want to talk about it!"

Wanda just looked at her sandwich. A few minutes later, Big Daddy looked at her when he was done with his.

"Wanda?" He asked. Wanda looked at her father. "Is something wrong? You haven't taken a bite out of your sandwich yet."

"No, I'm fine!" Wanda stated eating her sandwich.

After they were all done, Wanda sat up.

"May I be excused please?" She asked. Her family looked at her.

"My baby girl ignoring chocolate?" Her father asked. "Now I know something isn't right!"

"No dad!" She told him. "Really, I'm fine! Please, I need to be alone!" Her dad just looked at her.

"Okay!" he finally gave in. "I'll eat it!"

"Thanks dad!" After a kiss and hug from both parents; she descended to her room.

In her bedroom, she was still thinking if she wanted to join or not. Even when she went to bed, and turned off the lights except her lamp, she still thought about it. No matter how munch she tried, the thought wouldn't go away.

Finally, at 11pm, she gave up, shut off her lamp, and went to sleep.