Sequel to Rat-Birds


'Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy cra-'

'Wazzit now?' Derek grumbled from underneath the duvet.

'Are cat people a thing Der?' Stiles asked panicked.

'Why?' the alpha said peaking out from between the sheets.

'I'm pretty sure there was one standing in the doorway, it's mouth was all unhinged and it was making weird hissy noises.'

'Yeah that didn't happen.'

'It totally did!'

'You were probably just dreaming.' The werewolf said making to roll over and get back to his own dreaming.

'No. I was defiantly awake!' Stiles said stubbornly.

'Why do I let you sleep over?' Derek groaned into his pillow.

'Well because of my sexy night time services. Duh!'

'If I give you a blow job will you go to sleep?'

'Mmm probably, yeah.'

'The things I do.'

'Oh shut up you love it.'

'Yeah, just not at 4am.'

'I wouldn't be awake at all if your house was cat person proof!'

'Ssh don't talk..' Derek said finger pressed against his mate's lip, shushing him.


Born from a truly creeptastic half asleep dream I had where a cat person hissed at me.