Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. I don't even own part of this song, read the dedication.

Author's Notes: Okay, I twisted up Jingle Bells Inuyasha-style in an attempt to make it funny. There are little notes for each verse at the bottom to help you understand this. Merry read and Happy Christmas! Eh......... vice-versa!

Dedication: hiei is mine forever. Thank you for writing the third verse and giving me the idea to write this is the first place. Eternal gratefulness.

Note: "-----------------------" identifies the verse separation.

My Twisted Version of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow

On Kagome's pink machine

When all five sat on it

They crashed right in the stream

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Shippo wants some candy

And Inuyasha "fehs"

And Sango is sitting alone

Despite what the monk says

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Oh! Jingle bells

Inu smells

Kagome laid an egg

Sango slapped Miroku

And Jaken broke a leg

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Oi! Jingle bells

The staff tells

Of Inu-taisho's grave

And Inuyasha may hate it

But damsels he shall save!

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O~kay... now, all my little notes about my verses.

One: Kagome's "pink machine" is her bike. It is supposed to tell you what would happen if Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango were sitting on it at once.

Two: Self explanatory.

Three: Self explanatory. Not mine. Once again, I'll say: It is not mine.

Four: Has anyone ever seen the episode where Sesshomaru first appears and Jaken was using his freaky staff thing to find Inuyasha's father's grave? That is what I was referring to.