Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. I don't even own part of this song,
read the dedication.
Author's Notes: Okay, I twisted up Jingle Bells Inuyasha-style in an attempt to make it funny. There are little notes for each verse at the bottom to help you understand this. Merry read and Happy Christmas! Eh......... vice-versa!
Dedication: hiei is mine forever. Thank you for writing the third verse and giving me the idea to write this is the first place. Eternal gratefulness.
Note: "-----------------------" identifies the verse separation.
My Twisted Version of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
On Kagome's pink machine
When all five sat on it
They crashed right in the stream
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Shippo wants some candy
And Inuyasha "fehs"
And Sango is sitting alone
Despite what the monk says
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Oh! Jingle bells
Inu smells
Kagome laid an egg
Sango slapped Miroku
And Jaken broke a leg
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Oi! Jingle bells
The staff tells
Of Inu-taisho's grave
And Inuyasha may hate it
But damsels he shall save!
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O~kay... now, all my little notes about my verses.
One: Kagome's "pink machine" is her bike. It is supposed to tell you what would happen if Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango were sitting on it at once.
Two: Self explanatory.
Three: Self explanatory. Not mine. Once again, I'll say: It is not mine.
Four: Has anyone ever seen the episode where Sesshomaru first appears and Jaken was using his freaky staff thing to find Inuyasha's father's grave? That is what I was referring to.
Author's Notes: Okay, I twisted up Jingle Bells Inuyasha-style in an attempt to make it funny. There are little notes for each verse at the bottom to help you understand this. Merry read and Happy Christmas! Eh......... vice-versa!
Dedication: hiei is mine forever. Thank you for writing the third verse and giving me the idea to write this is the first place. Eternal gratefulness.
Note: "-----------------------" identifies the verse separation.
My Twisted Version of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
On Kagome's pink machine
When all five sat on it
They crashed right in the stream
-----------------------
Shippo wants some candy
And Inuyasha "fehs"
And Sango is sitting alone
Despite what the monk says
-----------------------
Oh! Jingle bells
Inu smells
Kagome laid an egg
Sango slapped Miroku
And Jaken broke a leg
-----------------------
Oi! Jingle bells
The staff tells
Of Inu-taisho's grave
And Inuyasha may hate it
But damsels he shall save!
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O~kay... now, all my little notes about my verses.
One: Kagome's "pink machine" is her bike. It is supposed to tell you what would happen if Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango were sitting on it at once.
Two: Self explanatory.
Three: Self explanatory. Not mine. Once again, I'll say: It is not mine.
Four: Has anyone ever seen the episode where Sesshomaru first appears and Jaken was using his freaky staff thing to find Inuyasha's father's grave? That is what I was referring to.
