Sniper Adventures
Sniper was a filthy piss-throwing convict from Australia who never showered and like to pretend he was the best assassin ever and use a large gun to compensate for the ridiculously short length of his manhood.
He had a nice hat. He had a kukri and jars of piss.
His parents hated him and regretted not using a condom.
He claims to be polite but he doesn't sound that way if you listen to his voice files in one sitting.
Somebody's going to injure me for writing bad things about their favorite character.
Sniper was one day sitting on the battlements and not doing anything to help the team out.
He was also drinking a jar of his own piss.
A Spy came up from behind him intent on killing.
He was F2P and forgot to cloak himself. He missed horribly when he stabbed.
Sniper beat him to death with his club.
The Spy died for real because he did not have a Dead Ringer.
Sniper laughs.
Then he drinks more of his own piss.
Because that's how people think he is in most fanon circles for some strange reason.
Then Engineer and Pyro from the last story came up and started doing nothing to help the team too because it was more fun and there was no Medic anyway.
Engineer placed his Dispenser there for Sniper to have all to himself.
"Fanks, mate!" he shouted jovially. Then he drank more piss.
Everyone else on their team rage-quit.
They just kept on laughing.
Go watch the dramatic reading I got for my story Pancakes. :)
Or tell me what characters you'd like to see next in Adventures.
The end!
