DISCLAIMER: Okay don't be mean cuz i don't own jesus but mr. purple belongs to me and Buns. We made this up all thanks to the skankameter's bedroom and her purple stickers. This is a sitcom we made up so the only TV station that would buy it is FOX (my apologies to FOX network) or Matt Groening from the Simpsons so Homer can make it up. But anywhooo i dont own jesus only Mr. Purple
THEME SONG: When Jesus was a little boy he did not know what to do
Then he found a purple cat
And it showed him what was true!
It's Jesus and Mr. Purple
He's very, very Purple
He'll fill our hearts with love!!!!!
CH 1- Jesus and Mr. Purple unite!
A very very very VERY long time ago there was a boy named Jesus. Now Jesus was a mischievous little boy. You see he loved to pull pranks on people and well you know those sort of things. He needed some guidance, obviously.
One day Jesus was about to do the very first banana peel trick ever and of all the nerve! this purple cat jumps onto his shoulder. And strangely it began to talk!
"Now, now, Jesus. You don't want to do that do you? That's not a very nice thing to do," It said
Jesus, of course being the little boy he was, was scared out of his mind of a talking cat. Of course being frightened he jumped back and screeched, "Who the hell are you?!"
"Jesus Christ! Don't swear! That's a naughty thing to do, now don't be naughty!"
"Who are you?" Jesus said still shocked.
"Mr. Purple at your service!" It exclaimed.
"What service do you bring me? AHHH! Look now see the trick didn't work thanks to you Mr. Purple!" He yelled after a strutting prince walked around the banana and Jesus. The man looked at him weird
"Hey, it's not my fault don't blame this one on me!" Mr. Purple snapped.
"Yes, it is," Jesus said
" Well, I guess. But that's besides the point. I'm here to stop you from doing bad things, Jesus." said Mr. Purple
"Make me!" Jesus said
"Make me make you," Mr. purple said
"Make me make you make me!" Jesus screamed
"Make me make you make me make you," Mr. Purple said calmly
"Fine I will then! How are you going to be with me all this time Mr. Purple?" He said frustrated then added, "Wait, how do you know my name?"
"I can answer both of your questions in three words: I'm your conscience."
"Holy shit!" Jesus shrieked
"Jesus! How many times do I have to tell you? NO swearing!"Mr. Purple said.
"Well, it's not everyday that a purple cat like yourself comes along and talks then says 'I'm your conscience!'"
"No, not everyday, today!" he replied
"No shit Sherlock, duh, Captain Obvious!" he said sarcastically
"There's your first lesson," Mr. Purple said
"I don't need no lesson! Talk to the hand," Jesus said holding out his hand to Mr. Purple's face
"Like that will ever work with people," commented Mr. Purple on Jesus' hand remark.
