My friend Lily and I decided to text as Sherlock and John and this is the result. If things go as planned we will post more on a weekly basis. Enjoy :)

Sherlock is bold and John is italicized

I'm bored.

I was solving a murder. I do not care about how you amuse yourself. SH

Fine then I shan't be your cheerleader anymore.

No. I enjoy your expressions of awe when I brilliantly solve a case, but boredom for someone with a low intellect can find amusement in trivial things. I need work to abate my boredom.

Or shooting walls with my gun

Or painting smiley faces on walls

Well when there are no cases…

Oh, also I removed the head from the fridge

No John! That was an experiment to calculate the amount of saliva the mouth produces after death. You ruined my work.

I'm glad. Maybe you should get a hobby

Hobbies are for the mundane. Though bee keeping is a fascination.

No. You can't bring bees into the flat.

You bring stupid women into the flat. They sting you as much as my bees.

Ouch…

Not good?

A bit not good

Hmmm

…..

Murder :D!

Stop being all excited about murder. It's not decent.

It's my job

And it's my job to treat people yet you don't seen me getting excited when someone's hurt

You don't know how to be excited.

I have to go, a patient just walked in.