One day, Super Minecraft Kid was at home playing Minecraft, when suddenly, Steve, his mentor, popped out of the computer.
"Wow, its Steve." Super Minecraft Kid said in a non-convincing voice."
"There's no time for introductions. I have to warn you of something. Go on YouTube and look up 'Angry Video Game Nerd'."
Super Minecraft Kid did as Steve instructed, and saw one of his videos. It took him a few minutes to realize something about AVGN.
"WHAT THE F***! WHY THE F*** DOES THIS GAY N***** FAGGOT F***ER LIKE BABY GAMES LIKE F***ING MARIO AND F***ING ZELDA!"
'That isn't even the worst part." Steve said. "He says Minecraft isn't the first game."
"WHAT THE F***! HOW CAN YOU THINK MINECRAFT ISN'T THE FIRST GAME!"
"It gets worse." Steve brought up. "He has never even mentioned Minecraft, yet he says he plays old games, like baby Zelda and baby Mario."
"WE NEED TO KILL THIS FAGGOT! WHERE DOES HE LIVE!"
"I don't know, but it turns out your butter sword can teleport you."
"Okay! Come on Steve!" SMK used the magic of his butter sword to teleport him to AVGN's house. SMK then walked up to his door, and knocked on it.
AVGN opened the door, but was surprised to see SMK. "Hello?"
SMK then stabbed AVGN in the gut.
"OH, F***! THAT F***ING HURT!"
"AND THAT'S FOR NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT OR FNAF!"
AVGN looked at SMK confused. "Minecraft and FNAF?"
"THERE TWO OF THE F***ING GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm old school. I play classic games."
"Then why don't you play Minecraft? It's the first game ever made!"
AVGN gave a quizzical expression. "Either you know a lot of obscure history, or you're an idiot."
AVGN then walked over to his Commondore 64, and somehow Googled Minecraft.
"Actually, the game was technically released in 2011, but beta versions were available before that."
Super Minecraft Kid heard Nerd's response, and let out a bloodcurdling scream that was so high-pitched, it shattered the windows in his house.
"WHAT THE F***! MINECRAFT WAS THE FIRST EVER GAME TO EXIST! NOT BABY MARIO, NOT BABY ZELDA, F***ING MINECRAFT!"
Nerd then became angry by what SMK said. "I'm sorry, what? BABY Mario and BABY Zelda? I never even claimed those were the first games!"
SMK let out another obnoxious high-pitched scream. "DIE YOU F****ING GAY F***!"
Out of nowhere, the Mortal Kombat announcer yelled 'FIGHT!", and SMK ran towards AVGN , about to slash him with his butter sword.
However, AVGN pulled out his NES Zapper, and shot SMK, which stunned him for a little bit. The Nerd ran up to SMK, and punched him, and followed with another punch. AVGN kept punching him, with each punch being faster, until he was rapidly punching him. He finished with a punch that sent SMK flying until he hit a wall.
"YOU SHOULD GET YOUR F***ING FACTS STRAIGHT, YOU LITTLE ASS!"
SMK then slashed his sword at AVGN, which did hurt him significantly. AVGN ran down to the basement.
"OH, SO YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY, LIKE A F***ING COWARD GAY FAGGOT YOU ARE!"
SMK felt confident until the Nerd came upstairs with a Super Scope, a power-glove, had a power-pad as a cape, and wore a Konami laser-scope on his head.
"Super Minecraft Kid!" Steve, watching from the side-lines said. "You're no match for him at your current state! Take this!" Steve said as he tossed Diamond Armor that was enhanced toward him.
"Wow, thanks Steve!" He quickly put it on, right as AVGN was about to blast him. Thanks to the diamond armor, he took less damage.
"TELL ME THE TRUTH! ARE YOU WORKING FOR THE HISTORY TEACHER!?"
The Nerd immediately put his Super Scope down. "Wait, what?"
"THE F***ING GAY HISTORY TEACHER! YOU MUST BE WORKING FOR HIM! ALL OF THE MINECRAFT AND FNAF HATERS WORK FOR HIM!"
"I never said I hated either, I've never even played them…"
SMK caught AVGN off-guard, and jump-kicked him in the gut. He then jumped at AVGN, and slashed him with his sword.
"Looks like I need some help…." AVGN said "From SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST!"
Just then, Super Mecha Death Christ tore down a wall of AVGN's house, and started blasting grenades at SMK while yelling; "F***ERS, F***ERS, F***ERS!"
"HOLY F***!" SMK yelled, but was blasted with a grenade from Super Mecha Death Christ, and he yelled "HEY! WATCH YOUR F***ING MOUTH!"
The explosion from Super Mecha Death Christ's armor was too strong, and broke SMK's diamond armor, and SMK was lying on the ground. AVGN put his foot on his chest, and pointed the Super Scope at his face.
"So, are you going to surrender?"
"FINE!" SMK got up, and seemed perfectly fine as he walked out of AVGN's house.
"It seems you weren't strong enough to defeat him." Steve said to SMK.
"Yeah, you were right. Maybe I need to do some training."
"I know a place where we can do some training, but it's in Japan." Steve said.
"Well that's no problem. My butter sword can get us there, no problem!"
"It's called Honnouji Academy."
"Wow, that sounds really f***ing gay. Let's show those babies whose boss!" SMK said as he used his butter sword to teleport him and Steve there.
[What awaits Super Minecraft Kid at Honnouji Academy? Will he get the training he needs, or will he find a bigger challenge? Will the author, Bluekirby2 ever be funny? Find out next time, on Super Minecraft Kid Z!]
