Hetalia is owned by Hidekaz Himaruya, this fanfiction is owned by me. Parts in bold are my thoughts.

My name's Luna Rose Melody Stardust, and I'm the nation known as Gaawficka! (TTLY ORIGINAL CHARA U GUISE DON'T STEAL) It's like, a totally cool place where it's always night-time and all the citizens have pet wolves that poop diamonds, and it's like, against the law to not be perfect in every way! Today I'm going to visit my husband, Japan! Actually, he's not my husband yet, but once he realises how totally pretty and perfect I am, he'll fall head over heels in love with me, and we'll get married and have lots of totally perfect babies!

Oh, yeah, I'm totally gothic and super-hot! I have waist length black hair with red streaks, and those streaks are natural, too, how cool is that?! I also have red eyes like two ruby orbs, and a barbie doll waist, and super pale skin, and today I'm wearing a black corset with diamonds, and…

We get it! Now get back to the story!

OK, fine! So I walk up to the door, and knock it sexily (How does one knock a door sexily?!) and then Japan opens it.

"Hello?" he says shyly. Aww, that's adorable! He's so cute when he's love-struck!

"Hi, my love," I say, swinging my hips. "How's it going?"

"You are not my love…" he says embarrassedly. "I don't know who you are."

How dare he be this rude! He's supposed to falling at my feet!

"Yes I am!" I demand. "You're supposed to fall in love with me and ask me to marry you, right now!"

Is this some kind of prank? Japan thought. It must be. No-one's actually this crazy, right?

"Oh…Very funny…" Japan laughed nervously. "Good prank?"

I burst into tears. How dare he take my earnest declaration of true love as some kind of joke! I won't ever forgive him!

"MARRY ME!" I scream. "You're my true love!"

And with that, he backs away, into his house and shuts the door.

Whatever! I don't need him! I'm sure England will take me as his bride and realise I'm his true love!

What's this? I've written another Mary Sue fic? Yeah, my first one turned OK, so I thought I'd have a stab at writing another. See you later! Oh, and please review, if you liked it, and even if you didn't let me know what you didn't like about it so I don't make that mistake again!

-Kitty x