Entry 1

I HATE my life.

Pein forced us to start keeping diaries. And I'm still Tobi, so he can order me around.

I am an Uchiha! Uchihas don't keep girly things such as diaries!

None of the others seemed excited either, so at least there's still that.

Ja ne.

Entry 2

Went to bother Deidara-senpai today.

Fun times.

Entry 3

Do you have ANY idea how HARD it was to constantly pretending to be hyper? I eat a ton of sugar every day and still collapse in exhausion every night.

Okay, calming down now.

...

Yay. I'm back. The Akatsuki just had a meeting, we are to have a vacation.

Yes, you heard me right.

A vacation. On the beach.

I swear, he's taunting me.

Entry 4

Three more days until 'vacation'.

Hmm... I wonder if Konoha would accept me if I turn myself in.

...

...

Nah.

Entry 5

Two more days until 'vacation'.

I have taken a stand. I am standing on the roof of the Akatsuki hideout waving a red flag, screaming "TOBI REFUSES TO GO TO THE BEACH! TOBI WANTS A SAY IN THIS!"

Sadly, it did not work.

The others are disturbed, though, and would be avoiding me for a while.

Me? I just don't want to go because I would have to remove my mask in the water.

Though, on the second thought, that was why the others are so eager to go.

Entry 6

One more day until 'vacation'.

I think I have a supporter.

Konan thinks Pein's gone crazy, too.

She doesn't like the water either.

Entry 7

Tomorrow is the 'vacation'.

I am playing pranks on everybody except for Konan.

*smirk*

I sent Leader-sama a love note claiming to be from Zetsu.

Sasori's joints are frozen in a very awkward position.

A bra had MYSTEEEEEERIOUSLY found its way to Deidara, while tissue balls are stuffed inside.

Nobody know how a wad of money ended up inside Hidan's pants. Kakuzu was pissed off.

Sasori? Well, he ended up joining my cause. Going to the beach would end in him coming out that big puppet shell (Hirako, he calls it). Like my mask, people are wanting to see our faces beneath.

Bleh.

I couldn't think up anything for Itachi and Kisame, but maby...

A second, please.

...

YES! IT WORKED!

Y'see, I walked up to Itachi and told him (in my own voice, not Tobi's) that I was Madara Uchiha.

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME!

poor guy fainted.

As for Kisame, maybe propping up some fish plushies on his bed or something?

Maybe later.