John Shepard-

Paragon-

Lion of Elysium-

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Alenko Died on Virmire-

Wrex is Alive-

Saved Council-

No romance during ME1-

Romanced Tali during ME2-

All squad members survived-

Destroyed Collector base-

Negotiations between Geth and Quarians for Rannoch have begun-

This story takes place 11 weeks after the events of ME2-

*As you can obviously guess this is based off the brilliant film The Hangover if you have not seen it, watch it. One you will understand this Fanfic better and because its brilliant Long story short 4 friends are in las-Vegas they all have a shot and they wake up the next day cannot remember a thing and one of them is missing. I would like to thank my friend Oscar for giving me idea's when I was brain dead. =)

I do not own anything here all characters belong to Bioware and the idea to Todd Phillips ( director and co-producer of The Hangover) *

As Shepard looked around with gleeful eyes he took in the features and voices of the crew seated around him- no not crew, friends a loose family each would have given their life wilfully for the other and they had a friendship forged in the furnace of fire and tied with their equally shed blood.

They we here on the Citadel at Nexus, a club in the wards while not as classy as the Dark star it certainly catered to a more sophisticated cliental that Chora's Den each and everyone were here for one reason: him. After several close calls and rivals Shepard had an epiphany of sorts, he realised that he or Tali may not be able to wait for the Reapers to be defeated before his life can form a shell of normality he decided he had to take what things he could and make the best. So in a decisive act he convinced the Normandy that a critical mission was needed on Illium were me managed to sneak away and order a custom wedding ring specifically made as to be able to fit over a suited finger. After gathering the crew at the eternity bar he made his announcement to a stunned Tali, through tear streaked eyes she giddily agreed and grabbed him in a choking embrace afraid this was some silly fantasy of hers.

Now 2 days later he found himself with his crew at the bar having his Stag night, not clearly understanding the main concepts of it Tali also came along which Shepard certainly did not object to and she sat their next to him his arm wrapped around her waist and ran his hand up and down her side. Unfortunately the complete crew were not here : Samara had gone to Omega as a friend from her past life claimed a slave group was kidnapping people, Thane took a nasty hit a week ago, although he would clearly make it he has been bed ridden for a week. Finally legion simple said. ' we have reviewed the organic celebration named Stag Nights and have come to the consensus that women, alcohol and possibly narcotics does not affect Geth and so we will remain aboard Normandy and share data with EDI.' with a slight pause Shepard made to turn away when Legion suddenly continued ' Although we would like to congratulate Shepard-Commander on his and Creator Tali'Zorah bonding ritual.' though unexpected from the normally emotionless AI Shepard was glad that Legion has seemed to come to terms with organics more.

Garrus suddenly stood up and quieted down the rowdy crew before continuing.'' Now I have had the pleasure of knowing both Tali and Shepard for many years now and I consider them both close friends- no! As family , I cannot think of anyone else who are better suited for each other than this pair right here, I still remember all the times you would sneak into engineering for as you claim 'asking about Quarian culture'' moving his fingers to add to the heavy sarcasm laden in his voice. This enticed chuckles and laugh from around the table and a startled gasp from Tali. '' I could clearly see you both loved each other , damm I'm just surprised it took you both so long to know it. I mean wasn't whenever Tali would get a scratch you would be down the med bay with her even before a report to the council.''

Tali started to blush fiercely at Garrus description of her and Shepard and mentally made a list to 'misplace' Chiktikka in the toilet while Garrus was in there.

Zaeed sat their already with three mugs of batarian ale around him and was laughing at Garrus's joke as if he had just made the funniest joke of his life, Kasumi sat their quietly wincing when the merc's laughter reached new volume's and glancing round to see if any none-crew members pockets were readily open. Jack was further away on the table having an arm wrestling match with grunt her arm swallowed in a deep biotic blue her face was contorted in a silent strain. Opposite her the Tank-bred Krogan's muscle laden arm was stretched taught fighting against the biotically enhanced convict, on his face was plastered a huge toothy grin eerily reminded Shepard of one of Earths crocodile's it seems Grunt had finally found something all krogan warriors dream of: a worthy foe. Jacob was lounged against his chair oblivious to the whole clubs female population oggeling his muscled torso as he unsuccessfully tried to swoon Miranda who coolly sat there an untouched beer sitting in front of her and she coldly surveyed the bar looking for any non-existent threats. Mordin sat there with Kelly each having a battle of monumental proportions to see who would need to stop talking first as Mordin chatted rapidly about recent medical tests he has been running one of which would be 'wedding gift'. Joker sat there giddy with himself even though he had not touched a beer obviously he was pleased that due to the recent medical equipment installed on the Normandy intended for Shepard's scars (which had naturally healed over time.) after a few weeks of Mordin, Tali's and Dr Chakwas tinkering they had converted it to help strengthen Joker's bones further so he could walk without pain and jog and slowly run with little to none, the doctor in question was sat next to the snaky pilot and they talked about the earlier days aboard the SR-1.

Suddenly the tables banter was drowned out as a new song flowed into the bar, it was one of the many recent techno music that Shepard never really was interested in, the young quarian by the side of her obviously had a different opinion as she immediately perked up and grabbed Shepard by the wrist and tugged him out of his chair. ''Oh John its that same music they played in Flux, please can we dance?'' when Shepard looked into her joyful eyes he doubted he could have had said no and Tali knew it, with a sigh he allowed himself to be dragged away from the jeering cries of the table.

Once they reached the dance floor many of the clubs women who had up until that moment been kept away by the 8 foot krogan and the half naked biotic but without such deterrents they flocked towards him all pushing and jostling ,begging for Shepard to dance with her. A few weeks ago Tali would have been burning with Jealously and doubt at the invitations from so many attractive females and also some small guilt at her trapped being. But now that they had settled their relationship and John's marriage proposal she was utterly confident in the imminent reply.

With a shake of his head.'' sorry ladies but I am already taken.'' turning away from the dozens of dejected faces he promptly grabbed Tali and the two began to dance. Shepard was always awestruck when Tali would dance, fortunately he had managed to convince her to do some, personal dances for him but even so each viewing was as fascinating at the first: the way her body seemed to flow and bend like a mirage and as it seemed every muscle in her body was moving in synchronicity, compared to this goddess John always felt a little self conscience at his own adequate dancing technique's. As they continued their dance Shepard noticed a certain scarred Turian walk up to the clubs Mixer and slip a credit chit onto his desk and a small whisper to his ear. Suddenly the song died away and was replaced by the rustic brass and ancient wind instruments and slow realisation dawned upon Shepard as he heard the opening lyrics to his favourite childhood song.

Somewhere beyond the sea

Somewhere waiting for me

My lover stands on golden sands

And watches the ships that go sailin'

Shocked at this highly unexpected song many dancers stopped abruptly, dumbstruck at the unfamiliar tunes and notes, John and Tali on the other hand who had often listened and danced to it in their cabin took up a old Earth dance pose and began to waltz around the club, staring into each other's eyes, allowing the smooth rolling notes of the ancient Earth song flow through them.

''You always were a romantic John.'' cooed Tali.

''Had to be to keep up with your hips.'' grinned Shepard.

Suddenly it seemed they were tired out by the dancing and Shepard and Tali returned to their table only to see Zaeed arrive with a tray filled with 11 small shot glasses all filled with a small glowing liquid and much larger one intended for large species also next to them a small container obviously intended for a quarian. As he almost reverently placed the drinks of the table they all gave him a questioningly looks to which he proudly said.

''Elcor ale: since they do like to take their time only a few barrels are made every year and only some of those make it off world it is known to be the most expensive, toxic ,powerful liquor in existence!.'' he said as if praising a god or another all powerful being.'' they say that it makes ryncol taste like watered down water by comparison, and don't worry it cost abit extra but I managed to get a portion of it siphoned through this custom made machine that allows it to be safely ingested by turians and quarians and I got one shot sterilized for the soon to be Mrs Shepard. Those are blue one's'' he added beaming with pride

Before reaching for the glass a question formed in John's mind. '' Zaeed were did you get the money for this?''

A sudden look a guilt came over his scarred face before he muttered. '' consider it a wedding gift.''

Kasumi scoffed slightly. '' he needed me to 'procure' some items to sell.'' to which she wistfully added. ''lets just say no one is going to be seeing the Mona Lisa for a while.''

Not wanting to become a accessory to a major crime the crew all hastily picked up their glass's/mug/ containers and held them in front of themselves hesitantly. Knowing that someone would need to take the first step Garrus raised into between them and said. ''To Tali and Shepard I hope you have a long sentient machine race free life.''

Each person gave a small cheer before the resounding clinks sounded as the shots were knocked against each other and the crew in turn downed their first taste of elcor ale.

As the toxic liquid burned down their throats in the background the receding notes of a long sung song played

Happy we'll be beyond the sea

And never again I'll go sailin'

* Quite short as you can see but I merely wanted this to set the scene for what will happen, also I know I skipped over the whole asking hand in marriage scene but I wanted to get into the Hangover part. If nothing else comes up I will create a one/two shot Fanfic to better describe the proposal*

*The song choice was slightly inappropriate but I just love that song well done Bobby Darin or Frank Sinatra since I am not sure who first wrote it*

*Please comment and reviews takes little time and helps with my ego =)*

*Post idea's you have as to the fate of certain people and if I like them I will add them in*