Hi I want to tell you a story about how my girl Deni grows up and becomes War Lord Of The Waistland! Plz let me kno how I'm doing k?

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Some people are born special. That's on of the 1st things my Daddy taught me. From the minute there lungs work their better than everybdy else. The are helathier and prettier and stronger so they deserve more.

Daddy almost thought that was me, until my heir grew in, He said. Also I'm a girl. But at first I just looked perfect and didn't have any tumors or anything. I even always had really pale skin just like He likes. But then my hair grew in.

For 1 thing it was realy thick, and only on my head, not ever evrywere else. The other thing was, it is blue. And when my eyes stoped being bby blue they looked all different colors.

This scared people, so Daddy gave me something very special: SUNGLASSES. That was so I dint scare people, and their great for being an the dessert to.

Daddy sad only sum1 born special can take over when He goes to wallhalla, and said that wasn't me, but I was so born special and didn't change until after, liek Him. He said SHUT UP DENI but He gave me a home way up in the rocks with lots of books like His womyn so I no what He really thinks. I'm Daddy's secret wepon.

So what do u think? I'm realy excited!1!