The following is a cross between Rivendell and the Camelot Song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yes, I am aware of the fact that this is a song and not a story. Get over it.

The Setting: Frodo has only just awoke in Rivendell. (You'll figure it out)

Elrond: "Welcome to Rivendell, Frodo Baggins"

Aragorn: "Rivendell!"

Samwise: "Rivendell!"

Legolas: "RIVENDELL!"

Gandalf: "It's only a model."

Elrond: "Shh!"

(da, da da da da!)

We're Elves of the House of Elrond,

We're immortal and our hair's blond!

We like to sing, our hearing's keen,

Our feet are light to walk on!

We dine well here in Rivendell,

We eat lembas so we'll feel well!

(da da da da da da da, da da da, da da da

da da da da da da da, da da da da da!)

We're Elves of the House of Elrond,

We're going - to live - for eons!

We made blue sting, and have three rings,

That really piss off Sauron!

In the Hall of Fire in Rivendell

We sing songs and lots of stories tell!

(da da da da da da da, da da da, da da da

da da da da da da da, da da da da da!)

Though we're strong and pretty,

Our age will soon be ending.

Our time will end, because of men,

Whose age is just beginning.

We'll go to sea with Frodo,

Elrond: And where we'll go we do not knoooooowwww!

(da da da da da da da, da da da da daaaa!)

The End.