A/N: Heyo ppl! I'm back with another little drabble here. This one was inspired by a rl scenario. But, as always, beware the randomness . . . (Also, I'm not the best when it comes to creating titles, so sorry if they're ever cringey . . .)


I Would Never

"I don't know if that's such a good idea, Kitt. You might buck or something."

"Buck?" The gleaming black horse spat the word like poison. "Michael, what do you take me for? Some wild steed straight from the fields of Wyoming?"

"No, I don't mean it like that. I'm just saying. You're . . . You now and . . . Yeah."

Kitt glared darkly. "Michael, I find your reasoning not only very weak and insulting, but quite disputable as well. I have more brain than most around here and I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt I would never do such a ridiculous thing."