Logan, a.k.a. Wolverine, grunted as the bright sun spilled across his room and across his face, not-so-conveniently waking him up.

"Dammit." he mumbled, pulling himself into a seated position and throwing the covers across the room in frustration.

He had had a late night, chats with Nightcrawler weren't fun. "He doesn't even smoke cigars, and he's so damn religious....Christ!" Logan scoffed. "I'm not ever attempting that again."

He got up and pulled on a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt. He glared at himself in the mirror. "Something's wrong. Dammit!" he cursed again.

His hair! Ah yes, who could forget the signature curly-on-top-bad-boy- Wolverine hair look. He had never had in any other way. It just *fit* with his bad-boy attitude and mutant abilities. Plus, it didn't take too much time.

Logan glared again. "I hate my hair. I'm changing it."

The disgruntled mutant rummaged in his desk drawer until he found a huge pot of gel Xavier had given him once. He took it over to the mirror and scooped some out with one finger, cringing as the smell escaped.

"Sick." he thought, staring at the coconut-smelling glob of clear stuff.

Oh well.

Slapping it on, he took his comb and slicked all of his hair back.

"Perfect." He thought. "No one will recognize me."

Then the bad-ass waltzed out of the room, prepared to impress everyone at breakfast.

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There was a collective gasp at the sight of Logan's new 'do. Marie giggled into her gloves, trying to be quiet. Bobby smirked and averted his eyes as to not burst out laughing. Even Nightcrawler, the kind mutant he was, *bamfed* away before he could say a word.

"What?" Logan asked, pissed at all the stares people were giving him. "What in the hell is it?"

Ororo smiled. "Well, it's your...hair, Logan.."

"So what?" he interrupted her. "I changed it. Big deal."

"Well.." Marie giggled. "Logan, you look, well....Logan...oh..."

She turned red from her silent laughter.

"Fine!" Logan yelled. "I'll change it."

He stormed back to his room and started heating up the curler.

"Fine." he murmured. "Fine and freakin' dandy."

A/N: Wow - this popped into my head. I was looking at Wolverine's hair and I was like "Wow, what would he look like with other styles??" Hilarious to think of him doing his hair with a CURLER!! Good times. Review, s'il vous plait!!