Izzy was hiding. I mean, why the hell couldn't she be? Don't question me. I'm the author. So... Izzy was hiding from Blaineley. Well... Mildred. Mildred/Blaineley was pulling out her awesome laser thing. Izzy was so envious that she jumped out and grabbed the laser thing, then started running. I don't understand why she was running, she was the one with the laser thing.
Izzy ran and ran, long after Mildred had given up. She was about to get out of the hell she was in when...
"Stop!" Trent yelled. Izzy grabbed Trent by the arm and ran. They ran for the exit. "Thank god, Izzy. I take it you are joining me in the nine religion?".
"Of course! Ugh, that was eight hell." Izzy replied. "Well, if you're going to join the nine religion then you have to take our welcome test. You must find and kill nine people, and then have sex with the ninth god. You may pick nine people to aid you, and May date three of them.".
"Sounds easy enough." Izzy replied. "I pick you, Chef, Zeke, Noah, Courtney, Gwen, Owen, Mr. Coconut, and Staci."
"Interesting choice. I'll have them at your place at nine O'clock.
How do you like it so far? Just to warn ya, there'll be some man-on-man sex, and some gore. Not for the weak stomached.
