The Ayane Kisaragi Show!!

DISCLAIMER- I do not own any of these animes okees I only own the studio and everything inside!!!!

Chapter 1 - Setting up

At the Kisaragi residence...

Ayane: hey Sakura can you think of anything to do?

Sakura: watch talk shows that have nothing to do with us and we dont care about?

Ayane: nah...... lemmie call Mali-chan

Ayane picks up the phone and puts it back down

Sakura : What?

Ayane: do you remember when we were bored and bought that studio

Sakura: yeah and?...

Ayane: I'M GONNA PUT IT TO USE COMEON SAKURA LETS GET SOME RECRUITS!!!!!!

Sakura: okay meet you there

Ayane runs out the door while Sakura phases away

At the Bakura Resisence......

Ryou: hello?

Ayane: hello Ryou

Ryou: ummmmm Hi?

Bakura: hello Ayane bye Ryou

Ryou: what i-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ayane: thanks Kura-chan

Bakura: DONT CALL ME THAT !!!

Ayane holds up her bracelet : grrrrrrrrr

Bakura: nevermind (cowers in fear)

At the Ishtar residence....

Ishizu: oh hi Ayane

Ayane: can I see sexy(Marik) and sexier(Malik)

Ishizu: hold on ..... MALIK AYANE WANTS TO SEE YOU AND YOUR RETARD OF A YAMI

Marik: I resent that!

Ishizu: so....

Malik comes out in tight black leather(a/n:drooooooool)

Ayane: hello wanna be in my show?

Malik: of course (scurries over)

Ishizu:O.O; bye......

At Ayane's Car......

Malik: what's in the bag?

Ayane: Ryou

Ryou(from inside the bag): MMPH MPHH!!!!!!(translation: GET ME OUT OF THIS BLOODY BAG!!!!)

Malik: cool can I poke him?

Ayane: sure(plants a deep kiss on his lips)

Malik: london bridge is falling down or is it just me(falls in the car)

Ayane: guess I over did it anyway Marik get in the car now

Marik: okay.....

At the Tashita(Saturn's place) residence...

Ayane walks to the door and is about ot knock on it: hold on what am I doing (walks off)

On sakura's end...

Yugi: hello ?

Sakura: Yugi get everyone in side outside and I'll give you a teddy bear

Yugi: YIPPEEE!!(runs in side and steals things from people so they will come)

Seto: YUGI BRING MOKUBA BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: and MY PLASTIC BRAIN IT FILLS THE GIGANTIC HOLE IN MY HEAD

Yami:AND MY BEUTIFUL BUCKLES AND LEATHER(is wearing JEANS and a T-SHIRT) [a/n: THE HORROR]

Anzu:and my "frendship is the only thing that can occupy me" book!!!!

Duke: AND MY DICE EARRINGS!!!!!!

Yugi runs outside: here ya go Sakura

Sakura: thank you YuYu heres your teddy

Yugi: YAY!!!!

Seto: whatever it is I'm not in it

Sakura picks Mokuba up by the collar: Really?

Seto: I"LL SUE YOU ALL

Mokuba: Big brother !!!

Seto: grrrrrrrr okay I'll be where ever it is your taking me

Sakura puts Mokuba down and pets him on the head: I thought you would see it my way any one else got any obejections?

Everyone Else : no.....

Sakura: good....lets high tail it outta here

At The Studio....

Ayane ties ryou down to a chair: now you wont remember a thing(snaps her fingers)

Ryou: Where am I? Who are you people? Who am I?

Ayane: /good it worked/I am Ayane and I own you your name Is Ryou

Ryou: what a nice name (turns all cute like) I wove you Ayane (hugs her aroud the waist tightly)

Ayane: cant breathe hold on I dont need to ....

Malik: GET OFF OF HER!!

ayane: dont hurt little Ryou (pats both of them on the head)

Marik: -_-; Mortals cant live with em cant live without em

Ayane: okay Ryou sweetie lets play ...........ummmmmmm.......pretend you can 'pretend' youre a girl

Ryou(in a female voice): can my name be Riana?

Ayane: sure you'll be my cohost on the show

Riana: really that would be cool

Marik: _. KENSHIN!!!!!!!!

kenshin: AHHHHHHHHH

Ayane: I think i should end the chapter now!!!!

snaps her finger and POOF the chapter ended

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Ayane: anyway R&R please

Saturn: I'LL GET YOU!!

Ayane: oops guess I'm a fugitive again bye bye

Saturn: AYANE!!!!!