One day Harold was walking when Duncan used a spell on him that made him a cow. "What the hell, dude!" Harold mooed. He tried to say idiot but couldn't. "What's wrong with me?!" Harold asked no one in particular. He needed to fix this problem.
He walked around mooing at people, but all they did was chase him with pitchforks. Izzy tried to ride him. Yeah, that's messed up.
Harold decided that mooing his problems wouldn't work, so he went on a quest to find Trent, the local celebrity's wig. He would give it to Izzy, and she would call Lindsay to fix the spell. Yes, Izzy and Lindsay aren't the most reliable people, but Harold was desperate. So he set out to find Trent's wig.
The front door of Trent's manor was guarded by DJ and Eva. DJ shouldn't be hard to get by, but Eva would be a challenge. On his first attempt, Harold got pummeled by Eva and DJ pissed his pants. On the second try, Harold got pummeled by Eva, and DJ pissed his pants. This repeated fifty more times until Eva took a crap. Harold managed to slip by DJ.
When he crept in, Harold was greeted by lasers. He used his nonexistent mad skillz to get through the lasers. In the center of the room was a pedestal with Trent's wig on it. Harold reached for the wig... And set off the alarm system. Harold made a break for it. He jumped off of Trent's balcony and ran to Izzy's house.
Harold handed Izzy the wig, and Izzy added it to her pile of wigs. She picked up her banana and called Lindsay.
"Hey, Lindsay? Could you come to my place?". " Sure, Ida." Was Lindsay's response. Three months later, Lindsay arrived at Izzy's home. She said a few magic words and... Harold was now a chicken! YAY!
"Idiot!" Harold shouted. And for once, I agree.
Cartoon logic. I love cartoon logic.
