"What the fuck, where am I?" a young boy asked himself as he woke up in a forest, with no idea where he was.

The boy walked out of the forest, looking for a path to walk on. He found this path, following.

A few minutes later, the boy exited the forest, with the path ending on a hill. He climbed up the hill, cursing all the way up.

"I swear to Christ, if I'm in some fucking game again, I'm gonna flip shit," the boy cursed as he made it to the top of the hill. Kyle took the time once he reached the top to stretch out some kinks in his back.

Finally done stretching, he looked beyond the hill. At the bottom there was a town. The boy figured that he could find some answers there.

The boy ran down the hill, impatient and hungry. While running, he tripped on a root sticking out of the ground. This caused him to lose his balance, stumbling down the hill.

Once he reached the bottom, he got up, dusting off his clothes. "Alright, time to find out who the fuck is running this shit show," the boy stated as he walked into the town. "Once I do, I'm break their fingers one by one until they're begging for me to kill them."

The boy entered the town, looking at all the buildings. None of them were very big, with the tallest one about three stories. He decided that this was the beginning town, where the main character started.

"If this is a game, someone is probably in this town to give me my starter pack," the boy said as he entered the biggest building in the town.

"Hello! Is anybody here?" the boy questioned as he sat down in one of the chairs. "I need some answers!"

A crash came from another room as someone came from downstairs, looking disheveled. "Yes, who are you?" the new person questioned the boy as he walked down the stairs.

"I'm Kyle," the now known Kyle stated, somewhat proudly. "I saved the fucking world once, and I am probably gonna do it again here."

"Okay," the man said, a bit confused, and nervous. "Say, are you by any chance snorting cocaine?"

"What the fuck, how did you know?" Kyle looked surprised as he questioned the man. "I thought I wiped it all off before I went to bed!"

Kyle looked at the man with a straight face. The man, now scared, backed away from him. This went on for a few more seconds, before Kyle burst out laughing.

"Haha! You should have seen the look on your face, you retard! No one snorts cocaine anymore, anyways," Kyle stated as he finally stopped laughing.

Kyle managed to make a serious face for once in his life, asking "Alright you fucking normie, tell me where I am before I slice your balls off and make you eat them for dinner."

The man looked at Kyle strangely before answering, "You're in the Kanto region, in the Pokèmon world."

"Of all the fucking games, they choose Pokèmon? Just fucking kill me already, you retarded sack of shit."

"What are you going on about?" the man questioned. "This isn't a game, this is real life."

"For sure, and I'm fucking ruler of all the land," the boy answered sarcastically as he looked around the building.

It looked like some sort of research lab. Science equipment was scattered everywhere, even on the floor. There were multiple desks, suggesting that more than just the one man worked there.

"So, who are you?" Kyle asked the man as he looked back toward him. "Are you the Pokèmon professor?"

The man looked at the boy proudly, answering, "Yes I am! My name is Professor Wall, but you can call me Jake!"

Kyle looked bored after the first second. "Alright, I don't care anymore. Give me a fucking Pokèmon, before I tell the cops that you raped me."

"Alright, come with me," Jake stated as they walked up the stairs.

Jake opened up a drawer, revealing one single pokèball. "This is a new Pokèmon species we discovered, so I'm going to give it you."

He opened the pokèball, revealing a brown rat. "This is the Dabachu," Jake explained as Kyle examined it. "We just discovered a couple months ago. We call it this because it does what he humans call a 'dab'."

The rat then proceeded to dab on both Jake and Kyle, proving the professor's point.

"Perfect!" Kyle exclaimed as he snatched the pokèball from Jake's hand. "Alright, I'm outta here," Kyle said as he walked out the door. "Don't tell anyone about me, or I'll fuck your wife so hard that your children will feel it." With that statement, he slammed the door.

"How did he know that I have a wife and children?" Jake questioned as he went back to his lab to continue his experiment.