Okay, before you all read this I have a few short things to say...
One: This is teh up-most EXTREME OOFC!!! [Well, not too extreme, and OOFC = OUT OF FUCKING CHARACTER!!!]
Two: I dedicate this fanfic to my best friend Tristin, she inspired me to make her some random and failed crack fic o.O
Three: I want to apologize for not updating TMID's in like... 8 months -sweatdrop- but right now I offically put it on Hiatus [LOL, after months I do xD]
Four: Enjoy teh crack-ness!! [x
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"Disturbia! It's like the darkness is light. Disturbia! Am I scaring you no-"
"Yes, now shut the hell up Hidan! You need to be serious about this transaction." An annoyed Kakuzu announced to his slightly drunk partener, Hidan.
"I don't wanna!" Hidan screamed, plopping himself down like a small child having a temper tantrum.
Kakuzu sweat-dropped, "How much alcohol have you consumed...?"
The silver-haired albino plastered an ear-to-ear grin before yelling, "9000 barrel load fulls!!" then shot his arms in the air, falling backwards. Kakuzu grimmaced, his partener only acts this way when completely wasted, or high off his ass from ecstasy. Though he didn't recall seeing Hidan drink or anything; he's been with him all day.
The stitched-nin snapped back and noticed his partner on the ground with his eyes closed, barely moving. "He's passed out..." He thought before smiling a huge smile, a small chuckle twisting into a manical laugh. "Teh* perfect time to RAPE this insane beauty!! Ahahahahaha!"
That's when, he lunged.
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"Ah come on Sasuke-teme, why so down?" A blond drawled. [A/N: No Tristin, this is not Ino god damnit xD]
'Hn' was the only answer he recieved as the traitor turned away, arms crossed like a small whiney kid.
"Yeah Sasuke-kun, what's wrong?" A pink haired Kunoichi added. Still no reply, though. "Naruto-kun, I think I know what's wrong with him."
Said ninja turned around, facing Sakura as Sasuke raised his eyebrows like a small rich kid. "What is it, Sakura-chan?" Sakura leaned closer to Naruto, whispering a few short seconds before complete silence. Then the two began laughing hysterically, falling to the ground and holding their sides.
"Oh my god!" Naruto yelled between laughs, "I never thought of Teme that way!" After that comment, the two laughed even harder. (If that's even possible) As this was taking place, Sasuke glared at the two, wondering what in the hell they were laughing about.
Just then, their master Kakashi poofed in, staring at the two on the ground in wonder. "What are you guys laughing about?"
Sakura calmed herself down enough to stand up and whisper to her sensei of what was so funny.
Silence...
"Ahahaha!!!" Kakashi was now on the ground too with his students, laughing hysterically. Sasuke, still glaring and curious, got pissed off by far.
"Okay, that's IT!" He screamed. That's when, he lunged.
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Okay, LOL. I don't even know what Sakure said that was so funny. Any suggestions? I'll find out soon enough!!! xD
In any case, I'm going to be late for school.
Cya!! ;)
