Gensōkyō Archives

Disclaimer: ZUN/Team Shanghai Alice are the owner/creator of Touhou Project, and all of its official characters, locations, history, concepts, and etcetera. I don't own any cameos made referenced during the making of the various stories placed in this collection of fanfiction. I only own Sekai Ishtal and any original characters that emerge.

Author's Note: Yet another collection story, this time for the Touhou Project franchise. Anything can go here. There may be some crossover details in separate little stories and oneshots. Yeah, anything random here, because it's Gensōkyō; everyone can be a bit random now and then. If you got any ideas for something you'd like me to write out, just tell me in a PM or in your review(s).


Five Nights at the Scarlet Devil Mansion

"Hello. This is Sekai Ishtal again. I'm glad that you're taking this job seriously. Now, I know that my Lady Remilia can be a bit scary at times, but she really means well. Family means everything to her. And insuring that the manor isn't in ruins by the time we return from our five-day trip is more important to her. Trust me you don't want to find out what happens if you fail to keep the library intact.

"Considering that you've been at the manor for three nights now, this would likely be the time that Marisa would tempt fate and try and break in since we're not home. Sadly, knowing her, she'll use her Master Spark technique if you don't use the reinforce rune to keep the main doors intact. I've been hit by one of those before. It sucks. And if she finds out that this is my idea to keep her from breaking into an unguarded library, she'll be mad at me.

"But I wouldn't worry about that. When we return from our five-day trip, I'll talk to her, and then eventually start making out with her in front of a jealous Reimu and Alice. The girls will demand to be part of the action, and then... oh... did I say that aloud? Anyway, make sure nothing happens. Keep any annoying fairies out, and if the monitor alerts you to a flying witch in progress, touch the rune mark and reinforce that door. It'll keep her out but she'll try and break in other ways so you'll have an annoyed witch to contend with afterward.

"Well, that completes this message, so remember this: CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

The poor schmuck stuck doing this job was terrified now.