For the good girls and the good boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap Coca Cola on his breath
From his fur to his feet
Like a red Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
ha-ha-ha now you're all gonna die!"
Chours
The night Elmo went crazy
The night that Muppet that went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain
sesame street is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Big bird and Kermit
And he tied up the Muppets and he held Bert and Ernie hostage
And he ground up poor Snuffy, into mammoth sausage
He got Oscar and Telly with an old German Luger And he slashed up Maria just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed bob
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like corn on the cob!
Chours
The night Elmo went crazy The night Muppet went nuts Now, you can't hardly walk around the sesame street Without steppin' in Muppet guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dying' to know, oh Elmo, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a good guy
Yes, little girl, now Elmo is doing time In a Federal prison for his infamous crime Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years
But now count's in therapy and Zoy's still nervous
And the Muppets all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Susan, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Elmo went crazy
The night Muppet flipped
Broke his back for being tickled
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting' hugged
Wo, the night Elmo went crazy
The night Elmo went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
