Okay Everyone! Here is the Sequel to "The Camping Trip To end all Camping Trips." You really don't need to have read that story to understand this one…well, you do if you want to understand some jokes, but that is all.
This story takes place after they got home from camping. Solomon wants to go bowling. (Wow, how could I tell?)
"Who wants to go bowling?"
This is what Solomon asked after one long irritating camping trip. Yami had just asked for help wrestling down the demolished washing machine when Solomon suggested this.
"But we just got back from a long and irritating camping trip," Yugi recalled. "Wouldn't you rather rest first? Maybe for a few days?"
"NO!" Solomon protested. All of that rock sugar-highness from the camping trip wore off long ago, but as you may recall, Solomon stuffed a few rocks into the helicopter before they left.
"Oh, no you didn't eat any rocks, did you?" At this, Solomon gave a goofy yet eerie laugh.
"Well, I'm off to go bug Yami!" Solomon told him.
"You were going to do WHAT to me?" Yami asked at the top of the stairs. He began walking down, but when he was almost down, he tripped and landed on top of the sofa. He turned around and looked at the staircase. "What happened to the bottom stair?" He asked.
"You sent it to the shadow realm, remember? You tripped over it twice," Yugi reminded him.
"… Oh yeah. I remember that now."
"Shouldn't you have remembered about it anyway?" Yugi asked. "I mean, didn't you have to go up there in order to come down?"
"Uh… I forget."
"What's up with your memory, Yami?" Solomon asked. "I mean, you forgot everything that happened five thousand years ago (but, I probably would, too. I can't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning), and we are all doing all of this work and dueling to get it back. Are we all going to have to do it again just so you can remember how you got up the stairs earlier? Huh? Are we? SAY SOMETHING!"
"… … ……… Yes." …
"GOOD! GOODY-GOODY! GOODY-GOODY-GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY- GOODY!"
"…"
"Anyway…" Yami started. "I don't see how a camping trip and a few bowling games will help bring my memory back."
"WELL GOOD FOR YOU! … If you excuse me, I think my rock-highness is wearing off. I think I'll go upstairs and replenish it."
"NO!"
"YES!"
Solomon then ran to the stairs, and Yami chased after him. Solomon, in his old age, was not very fast. However, Yami, being the 'crippled old pharaoh' that he was, and about 4900 years older than Solomon, was too easily distracted by random things to keep his attention on Solomon. Solomon ran in-between him and the kitchen, and Yami, having seen the kitchen, stared at it.
"EGGS!" Yami called, and ran to the kitchen.
"ROCKS!"
"YAMI!" Yugi yelled.
"YUGI!" Yami yelled.
"AH!" Solomon yelled. Yugi looked and saw that Solomon had been sent to the shadow realm. I mean, he tripped over something that was not there; the first stair, which was sent to the shadow realm. …Yeah. Yugi took advantage of Solomon's discomfort and dragged him back to the couch.
"I'm going to get rid of all of your rocks," Yugi threatened.
"I'm going to get rid of all of your sugar," Solomon threatened.
"I'm going to eat all of your eggs!" Yami called from the kitchen.
"What's with you and eggs all of a sudden, Yami?" Yugi asked.
"…uh…I don't know!"
"Well," Solomon started, "Since two out of three of these things are round, and that that reminds me of Bowling, I want to go now!"
"Why do we have to do whatever you want us to do, huh?" Yami asked after coming back from the kitchen with a handful of eggs.
"Because," Solomon went and turned out all the lights, got a flashlight and shown it on his face and laughed in an eerie way. "I…am your reincarnated self's grandfather and you do as I say! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-hack-cough-hahahah-wheeze-hahaha-oh forget it! It's very funny. I'll just say that. Hehe."
Yami and Yugi just stared at him…then Yugi said to Yami, "He has a point you know!"
"What, now your on his side?" Yami yelled to Yugi. "Great. Just great."
"Well you both do live under my roof, so you do as I say. Let's go bowling!" Solomon smiled in spite of himself.
"Wait…under…your roof? That sounds nasty!"
"How?" Yugi asked.
"Do you really want to know?" Solomon whispered. "I'm so evil." He thought.
"Fine, we shall do your bowling under one condition." Yami said.
"Uh…what?" Solomon said, frightened of what those conditions might be.
"Stop eating rocks!"
"What? Why?"
"Why? It's wrong! It's nasty! It gets you sugar-high! Nobody can sleep at night after you had a pebble let alone one rock the size of your fist! Get a life and go back to eating fudge! Get some exercise! Loose some weight! Something to get yourself back into shape! Get me a can of soda! You embarrass everyone around you and you smell of moldy cheese!…(Actually, don't ask me how I remember this, but back in my day he who smelled of moldy cheese was instantly crowned pharaoh.) …Anyway, should I go on?" Yami finished.
"Um," Solomon started nervously, "You said there was only one condition."
"…I know."
"…Never mind."
"Then do you agree to them?"
"…Yes Ok! Can we go bowling now?"
"Sure!" With that, Yami walked out of the room.
"Uh…" was all that Yugi could say. Right now he wished he was with the bottom stair.
"Sooooooooo…Yugi," Solomon said, "Do I smell like moldy cheese?"
"Yami! How could you leave me alone like this?" And with that, Yugi followed Yami.
"Fine then, more for me!" Solomon then went into his pocket and withdrew a rock covered in cheese. Moldy, moldy cheese. "Hello Sheldon!"
Well I hope you all like my first chapter! It gets better! Trust me! Bye-bye! RxR!
Yugisrose
