Author's Note: I do not own Heroes of Olympus. Got it?
It all started one day after the war with Gaea. The Seven were hanging around the McLean mansion, exchanging stories and memories of the stupid schist they did on quests past.
"Remember Team Leo! " Hazel exclaimed, while everyone, except Leo burst into fits of laughter.
"Okay, Okay I got one ", Percy exclaimed through the laughter.
"So I was on my first quest with Annabeth, and I killed Medusa ".
"Show off "someone (Jason) said.
"I was super pissed off with the Gods, so I sent them Medusa's severed head. "
The room was silent, until Leo Valdez came up with the perfect idea.
"What if we send with gods a giant Middle Finger, for you know, screwing with our lives? "
Everyone unanimously agreed that it was a great idea. ( Except Annabeth ).
So with the power tools and equipment found in the huge garage of McLoser Manner, dubbed so by Leo and Piper, they built a giant middle finger that yelled " FUCK YOU HERA/JUNO AND THE FATES! "
They quickly found a package; similar to the one Percy used to get Medusa's head onto Olympus, and shipped the Middle Finger onto Olympus, with the Following description.
To: Hera/Juno and the Fates
Note: Only for those listed above.
Also please don't smite us.
The next day, the package was received by the Gods, and when the opened it, were shown a giant Middle Finger Flipping Hera off.
Of course, Hera wanted to rip their heads off, but Zeus said no.
At this point, Hera was tired of Zeus and got a divorce, and Zeus immediately went chasing after some pretty mortals.
11 Years Later
"And that kids, is the story of your birth ". Said Jason to his 27 siblings, all who were under the age of 11.
It's something quick I came up with.
This Happened. No one can convince me otherwise.
