Me: Hellooooo again! *waves* I has another fic thingy that I am most proud of =/ Oh yeah and I finded my pineapple, he almost lost me in Mexico, but I finded him in the most unusual place…

Harry: Under her bed!

Me: -_- Your ruined it! How could you! You evil spawn of the spoiler tribe of spoiler land *continue to rant*

Harry: *grins* and you could have saved a fortune in travel costs to, bye bye car *waves*

Me: OMFG! *spontaneously combusts*

Harry: I'm running the show now ahahahahaha! XD

Onto the fic…..

Avadacapsycotwoddle?

Voldemort: *Points wand at Harry plushie* Avadcatwadbucket!

….. NOTHING ...

Voldemort: *scratches head* Avadacaboom?

…. NOTHING…..

Voldemort: *asking wand* No? Are you sure? Fine….. Ahem….. Avadahudamanaser!

….NOTHING…...

(ENTER LUCIUS MALFOY *crowd cheer, woot :D)

Lucius: My Lor…

Voldemort: Ah Lucius, what is that spell I'm supposed to be practising, you the know the green one?

Lucius: It's not the shiny one is it? Or the whatchamacallit? Maybe the Twoddle?

Voldemort: No no and no, the one that spells impending doom for the scarred menace.

Lucius: Oh let me think a second… *thinking pose*

(Meanwhile Voldemort is shaking his wand, waving it around, pointing it in random directions, just general tomfoolery with his wand. He then point it at his face to look for blockages then… )

Lucius: *Lightbulb ping* IT'S AVADAKEDAVRA! *All triumphant*

BLAM!

THUD!

Lucius: *freezes* At least that's what I heard…. *falls to knees* I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm….. free? Freedom?…. Tehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FREEEEDOOOMMMM! *runs out door*

Voldemort: *Descending to hell* Well look at me now! Who's hot and smokin' now? *Sets on fire* GYAAAAHHHH! I AM!

(Then Harry P pops out of nowhere in a protective bubble)

Harry: You know it sweet cheeks ;-) *floats away to safety*

Voldemort: NOOOOOOO!

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Harry: *holds up needle and thread* I'd like to thank you all for reading this fan fiction, although I think that it is complete rubbish, and that the author needs to STOP
and I mean STOP eating those damn pixie sticks! I implore all you nutcases out there with an unhealthy addiction to them, visit a sugar rehab! Now all of you go away
while I finish sewing the author back together.

Me: fretnerabsopunlitab

Harry: *shakes head* I'd ask how you can talk after you exploded, but I'm not sure I wanna know. *holds up authors stitched up hand and waves* bye bye

~Screen blacks out~

Voice: And for the record the part about Voldemorts wand was a bit…. Well I'll leave it up to you dear readers…

R&R Puuuuuurrleeeeaaaassseee? (and I promise I will post a proper fic eventually, it's just that I'm finding it hard to find the bunnies)