Setting: a nice house in modern suburbia and Meg is online and sees that her friend Fran is on!

Meg: hey Fran, whats up?

Fran: nothing, just looking at some dreamstreet websites

Meg: OK, well, that is mindless and uninteresting, what else?

Fran: haha, I am also buying some lasers

Meg: where did you find them?

Fran: e-bay

Meg: figures, well, wanna come over?

Fran: okay, I really don't come over your house that much

Meg: I know

Fran: Ok, I'll be there in 30 minutes

Meg: ok, whatever, I guess I'll call ally over too

Fran: oh...ok

Meg: what?

Fran: she is kinda mean to me

Meg: how so?

Fran: she cursed me out!

Meg: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Fran: do you think this situation is amusing?

Meg: yess

Fran: oh, so, I'll be over soon

Meg: gottcha, see ya

(So after Meg signs off from that extremely boring conversation)

Meg: well, I gotta call Ally now

(she dials the phone and Ally answers)

Ally: house of insanity, Ally speaking

Meg: hey Ally, wanna come over?

Ally: okay, no problem! Hehehehe...

Meg: riiight, come over as soon as possible

Ally: hehehehehehehe...ok

Meg: oookk...see ya

Ally: can I bring my laser weasels?

Meg: suure, why not, they can keep my mutant piggies company

Ally: good, well, bye

(30 minutes have passed and Fran is now here)

Meg: hey Fran, come to my room, Ally is already here, just be careful of the laser weasels, they're not ripe yet

Fran: ok...

(they march down the hall to Meg's room in which they can hang out)

Meg: ok guys, we know all there is to know about eachother, right? We all know that I am an elfen girl who is working for Ally, who is part Irken, part Human and part...what was it? Demon? Yea, part demon...and Fran is well, well, a human stink child...

Fran: actually, I am part demon also, where do you think I got the battle scars?

Meg: you're part demon?

Fran: yea

Meg: wow, wonders never cease...

Fran: yea, look! (red and black horns protrude from her head)

Meg and Ally: woooowww!

Ally: wait! I have wings and a tail!

Meg: yea, but we've seen them already, I mean, I have black voidless eyes and red and black wings and nobody finds them amazing

Fran: yea, I guess

Ally: tell me, if you are elfen why do you have wings?

Meg: long story, involves my birth mom and a third uncle twice removed

Ally: oh, so thats how it goes

Meg: yup, so anyway, now that we are all brought up to speed, lets get down to business, zim, has escaped from me and Ally's underground dungeon

Ally: again?

Meg: yup

Fran: so where is he?

Meg: gee, Fran…if we knew THAT we wouldn't need a plan

Fran: oh yea…

Ally: I think all that boy band crap went to her mind now…oh what a shame

Meg: tell me about it

Fran: hey, what are you implying?

Meg and Ally: that you are a boy band-loving idiot with small little billy goat horns

Fran: you know you shouldn't get me pissed

Meg: why? what are you going to do?

Fran: (glares at Meg, Meg gets a glazed look on her face)

Meg: (jumps around like an idiot)

Ally: wow, I am impressed, but how long are you going to make her do this?

Fran: for as long as I can…hehehe

Ally: heheheheheheeheh

Meg: (shakes head) -- you know…that just wasn't nice! (eyes turn big and black, she picks up fran with her mind and throws her around the room) that's for making me look like a fool

Ally: and to think, I thought the only things Elfens could do was shoot a bow and arrow

Meg: oh I can do that too, I am a dark elfen girl, but unfourtuatly I have some good in me so I can make some good decisions…

Ally: wait, if you are dark Elfen, why are you kinda good?

Meg: a third uncle twice removed

Ally: figures, so what do we do while Fran is uncontious?

Meg: I dunno, Invader Zim is on

Ally: goodies!

(Meg and Ally glare the TV like human stink children when suddenly…)

Meg: oh no…it can't be

Ally: gauge my eyes

Meg: no…evil…not this!

Ally: tourture….that's what it is

Meg: how could they? (the Rocket Power theme is playing)

Ally: I guess we could watch something else

Meg: yea…unfourtuatly (she flips the channel and Rocket power is on) it can't be!

Ally: this is insane!

Meg: every channel has Rocket Power on it!

Ally: even the spanish channels?

Meg: oh no! the spanish channels have…Butt Ugly Martians!

Ally: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Meg: yess…

Ally: what are we going to do about this?

Meg: I have no idea…why not go to Univerisal Studios, Florida?

Ally: good idea, I've been there before

Meg: I know…

Ally: yea, well, how much money do we have?

Meg: I have $200

Ally: I have $300

(Fran gains contiousness)

Fran: what happenend?

Meg: I knocked you uncontious

Fran: gee, thanks

Meg: no problem

Fran: what are we doing?

Meg: going to Florida

Ally: yup, so start packing when you get home, we are leaving tommorow

Fran: why? What happened?

Meg: there is nothing on TV but…but…ROCKET POWER!!!!

Fran: so? I don't mind

Ally: I think you hit her head a little to hard when you threw her around

Meg: I think so Ally, I think so

Fran: no, its just, I kinda like that show

Meg: do you want to be uncontious again?

Ally: yea, you know, I have a few things I could do to her too

Fran: no, its ok, I'm in

Ally: good, how much money do you have?

Fran: $200

Ally: good, that's enough

Meg: yup

Ally: ok, I guess we're going to Florida!

Meg: yea!

(and so, the three insane people aririve in Florida, where they arrive at the same place where Invader Zim is made!)

Ally: I guess we go in

Meg: yea, I guess

Fran: so, why don't we go already?

Ally: we're building up drama

Fran: well, we built it, now lets go in…

(they walked closer and closer to the building)

Ally: wow, the building is further away then I thought!

Meg: well, we're here

(they open the door to see a most disturbing sight)

Ally: OMG! Dib, Gaz! What happened to you?

Meg: I think they got tied up

Ally: gee, what a keen observation Meg

Meg: I know

Fran: well, lets get them untied!

Ally: yea, why not?

Fran: (struggles) damn, I can't get the knot out!

Meg: maybe I can be of some help (wings protrude from her back and she cuts the rope)

Dib: (muffles in pain)

Meg: oh, did I hurt you Dib?

Dib: (muffled) uh huh

Ally: maybe should take the gag out of his mouth

Fran: I'm on it!

Dib: oh thank you! I think you ruptured my spleen though

Meg: sorry, who did this to you?

Gaz: that Twister guy! he will pay! He cost me one life!

Meg: I knew it!

Ally: I knew Rocket Power was evil!

Fran: did they mention any diabolical plan of any sort?

Dib: yea…they did mention something about world domination

Ally: hey! That's not fair! They can't take over the world, We have to take over the world! We saw it first!

Gaz: oh quit whining! I am on the last level of this game

Meg: what game

Gaz: ultra pigulan rerturns

Meg: hey! I played that game! What level are you on?

Gaz: the piggie defenders


Meg: hey! That's not the last level! That's the third level!

Gaz: (gives a threating look)

Meg: ok, anyway, are they working for or with anybody?

Dib: yes! They said that they are working with those dumbass Butt Ugly Martians

Fran: wait! Why were they telling you all of this?

Gaz: because they're stupid

Meg: oh, well, do you know where they went?

Dib: no, they just tied us up and left

Ally: monkeys

Dib: why did you say that?

Ally: because I'm not saying enough in this fanfiction!

Meg: oh…anyway, do you know where they could have gone?

Gaz: probably to studio 9

Meg: why would they go there?

Dib: because that is where they tape their show

Meg: ok, and why would they want to take over television?

Gaz: DUH! Because evreyone watches television and if you take over television, you take over the world!

Fran: sounds good to me

Ally: why didn't we think of that plan?

Meg: I have no idea!

Dib: shouldn't we go and stop them instead of standing here boring the readers out of their minds?

Meg: yea, lets go kick some ass!

(and so they run out of studio and run to studio 9 to meet the dumbass Rocket Power people)

Fran: finally, we are here! studio 9!

Ally: why did we have to run? we just came from studio 10! we were right next door

Meg: its more dramatic

Fran: who cares about Drama? do any of our readers care about drama?

Loud Voices Coming From NoWhere: YES!

Meg: see?!

Fran: I want a new contract!

Ally: quit whining!

Fran: you know who ever is writing this story is making me sound like a little spoiled brat!

everyone but Fran: you are a little spoiled brat!

Meg: anyway, we're here...

(they open the door to see...)

Otto: Twist! we need that mind control machine ready for the next scene!

Twist: yea dude! its all ready.

Reggie: lets just do this already! I want to take over the media by tommorow

Meg: hey dude!

Otto: yea?

Meg: can I look at this machine for a minute?

Otto: sure dude!

Meg: hmn...interesting...very interesting...but there is one little thing wrong...its needs cartoon flesh

Otto: really?

Meg: yea...take a look, see?

Otto: (bends over to look)

Meg: (shoves Otto's head into the machine) anybody else want to take a look?

Twister: duh...ok!

Reggie: Twister!

Twister: what?

Reggie: you may have gotton my bro, but you'll never get me dude!

Meg: hey! I am NOT I repeat NOT a dude!(opens up wings and flies and grabs Reggie)

Reggie: hey! where are you taking me?

Meg: a lake

Reggie: but there are no lakes in Florida

Meg: then you don't know Florida (drops her in lake) See ya! (flies back to studio 9)

Meg; how is everybody?

Fran: good, we took Sam and put him in our dungeons

Meg: and Twister?

Ally: oh, we killed him

Meg: good!

Fran: speaking of dungeons...where us Zim?

Dib: we got him

Zim: I've said it a million times! I'm not trying to take over the world, I'm just an Irken actor pretending I'm trying to take over the world!

Ally: yea...whatever, you are a disgrace to the Irken Armada and so I put you in the dungeons!

Zim: oh such payment you will pay for doing this to me!

Ally: yea thats what they ALL say! Dib, get him back in the dungeons for me ok?

Dib: yes Ally

Meg: So, what now?

Ally: I guess we wait until we have a new mission

Meg: Yea I guess...DRU?!

Dru: yess?

Meg: take me to my labs please, I need to check up on sand lizard thing

DRU: yess (purs)

Meg: thats a good robotic cat

Fran: yea, I better go to, plane leaves soon, got to get home by tommorow you know

Ally: yea, I'll just call my Sir unit and be on my way also...bye guys!

all: bye!

(and so they say good bye and TV is saved again)

Meg: wait!!! what about the Butt Ugly Martians? I guess we'll just have to wait until...next fanfiction...



THE END