Setting: a nice house in modern suburbia and Meg is online and sees that her friend Fran is on!
Meg: hey Fran, whats up?
Fran: nothing, just looking at some dreamstreet websites
Meg: OK, well, that is mindless and uninteresting, what else?
Fran: haha, I am also buying some lasers
Meg: where did you find them?
Fran: e-bay
Meg: figures, well, wanna come over?
Fran: okay, I really don't come over your house that much
Meg: I know
Fran: Ok, I'll be there in 30 minutes
Meg: ok, whatever, I guess I'll call ally over too
Fran: oh...ok
Meg: what?
Fran: she is kinda mean to me
Meg: how so?
Fran: she cursed me out!
Meg: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Fran: do you think this situation is amusing?
Meg: yess
Fran: oh, so, I'll be over soon
Meg: gottcha, see ya
(So after Meg signs off from that extremely boring conversation)
Meg: well, I gotta call Ally now
(she dials the phone and Ally answers)
Ally: house of insanity, Ally speaking
Meg: hey Ally, wanna come over?
Ally: okay, no problem! Hehehehe...
Meg: riiight, come over as soon as possible
Ally: hehehehehehehe...ok
Meg: oookk...see ya
Ally: can I bring my laser weasels?
Meg: suure, why not, they can keep my mutant piggies company
Ally: good, well, bye
(30 minutes have passed and Fran is now here)
Meg: hey Fran, come to my room, Ally is already here, just be careful of the laser weasels, they're not ripe yet
Fran: ok...
(they march down the hall to Meg's room in which they can hang out)
Meg: ok guys, we know all there is to know about eachother, right? We all know that I am an elfen girl who is working for Ally, who is part Irken, part Human and part...what was it? Demon? Yea, part demon...and Fran is well, well, a human stink child...
Fran: actually, I am part demon also, where do you think I got the battle scars?
Meg: you're part demon?
Fran: yea
Meg: wow, wonders never cease...
Fran: yea, look! (red and black horns protrude from her head)
Meg and Ally: woooowww!
Ally: wait! I have wings and a tail!
Meg: yea, but we've seen them already, I mean, I have black voidless eyes and red and black wings and nobody finds them amazing
Fran: yea, I guess
Ally: tell me, if you are elfen why do you have wings?
Meg: long story, involves my birth mom and a third uncle twice removed
Ally: oh, so thats how it goes
Meg: yup, so anyway, now that we are all brought up to speed, lets get down to business, zim, has escaped from me and Ally's underground dungeon
Ally: again?
Meg: yup
Fran: so where is he?
Meg: gee, Fran…if we knew THAT we wouldn't need a plan
Fran: oh yea…
Ally: I think all that boy band crap went to her mind now…oh what a shame
Meg: tell me about it
Fran: hey, what are you implying?
Meg and Ally: that you are a boy band-loving idiot with small little billy goat horns
Fran: you know you shouldn't get me pissed
Meg: why? what are you going to do?
Fran: (glares at Meg, Meg gets a glazed look on her face)
Meg: (jumps around like an idiot)
Ally: wow, I am impressed, but how long are you going to make her do this?
Fran: for as long as I can…hehehe
Ally: heheheheheheeheh
Meg: (shakes head) -- you know…that just wasn't nice! (eyes turn big and black, she picks up fran with her mind and throws her around the room) that's for making me look like a fool
Ally: and to think, I thought the only things Elfens could do was shoot a bow and arrow
Meg: oh I can do that too, I am a dark elfen girl, but unfourtuatly I have some good in me so I can make some good decisions…
Ally: wait, if you are dark Elfen, why are you kinda good?
Meg: a third uncle twice removed
Ally: figures, so what do we do while Fran is uncontious?
Meg: I dunno, Invader Zim is on
Ally: goodies!
(Meg and Ally glare the TV like human stink children when suddenly…)
Meg: oh no…it can't be
Ally: gauge my eyes
Meg: no…evil…not this!
Ally: tourture….that's what it is
Meg: how could they? (the Rocket Power theme is playing)
Ally: I guess we could watch something else
Meg: yea…unfourtuatly (she flips the channel and Rocket power is on) it can't be!
Ally: this is insane!
Meg: every channel has Rocket Power on it!
Ally: even the spanish channels?
Meg: oh no! the spanish channels have…Butt Ugly Martians!
Ally: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Meg: yess…
Ally: what are we going to do about this?
Meg: I have no idea…why not go to Univerisal Studios, Florida?
Ally: good idea, I've been there before
Meg: I know…
Ally: yea, well, how much money do we have?
Meg: I have $200
Ally: I have $300
(Fran gains contiousness)
Fran: what happenend?
Meg: I knocked you uncontious
Fran: gee, thanks
Meg: no problem
Fran: what are we doing?
Meg: going to Florida
Ally: yup, so start packing when you get home, we are leaving tommorow
Fran: why? What happened?
Meg: there is nothing on TV but…but…ROCKET POWER!!!!
Fran: so? I don't mind
Ally: I think you hit her head a little to hard when you threw her around
Meg: I think so Ally, I think so
Fran: no, its just, I kinda like that show
Meg: do you want to be uncontious again?
Ally: yea, you know, I have a few things I could do to her too
Fran: no, its ok, I'm in
Ally: good, how much money do you have?
Fran: $200
Ally: good, that's enough
Meg: yup
Ally: ok, I guess we're going to Florida!
Meg: yea!
(and so, the three insane people aririve in Florida, where they arrive at the same place where Invader Zim is made!)
Ally: I guess we go in
Meg: yea, I guess
Fran: so, why don't we go already?
Ally: we're building up drama
Fran: well, we built it, now lets go in…
(they walked closer and closer to the building)
Ally: wow, the building is further away then I thought!
Meg: well, we're here
(they open the door to see a most disturbing sight)
Ally: OMG! Dib, Gaz! What happened to you?
Meg: I think they got tied up
Ally: gee, what a keen observation Meg
Meg: I know
Fran: well, lets get them untied!
Ally: yea, why not?
Fran: (struggles) damn, I can't get the knot out!
Meg: maybe I can be of some help (wings protrude from her back and she cuts the rope)
Dib: (muffles in pain)
Meg: oh, did I hurt you Dib?
Dib: (muffled) uh huh
Ally: maybe should take the gag out of his mouth
Fran: I'm on it!
Dib: oh thank you! I think you ruptured my spleen though
Meg: sorry, who did this to you?
Gaz: that Twister guy! he will pay! He cost me one life!
Meg: I knew it!
Ally: I knew Rocket Power was evil!
Fran: did they mention any diabolical plan of any sort?
Dib: yea…they did mention something about world domination
Ally: hey! That's not fair! They can't take over the world, We have to take over the world! We saw it first!
Gaz: oh quit whining! I am on the last level of this game
Meg: what game
Gaz: ultra pigulan rerturns
Meg: hey! I played that game! What level are you on?
Gaz: the piggie defenders
Meg: hey! That's not the last level! That's the third level!
Gaz: (gives a threating look)
Meg: ok, anyway, are they working for or with anybody?
Dib: yes! They said that they are working with those dumbass Butt Ugly Martians
Fran: wait! Why were they telling you all of this?
Gaz: because they're stupid
Meg: oh, well, do you know where they went?
Dib: no, they just tied us up and left
Ally: monkeys
Dib: why did you say that?
Ally: because I'm not saying enough in this fanfiction!
Meg: oh…anyway, do you know where they could have gone?
Gaz: probably to studio 9
Meg: why would they go there?
Dib: because that is where they tape their show
Meg: ok, and why would they want to take over television?
Gaz: DUH! Because evreyone watches television and if you take over television, you take over the world!
Fran: sounds good to me
Ally: why didn't we think of that plan?
Meg: I have no idea!
Dib: shouldn't we go and stop them instead of standing here boring the readers out of their minds?
Meg: yea, lets go kick some ass!
(and so they run out of studio and run to studio 9 to meet the dumbass Rocket Power people)
Fran: finally, we are here! studio 9!
Ally: why did we have to run? we just came from studio 10! we were right next door
Meg: its more dramatic
Fran: who cares about Drama? do any of our readers care about drama?
Loud Voices Coming From NoWhere: YES!
Meg: see?!
Fran: I want a new contract!
Ally: quit whining!
Fran: you know who ever is writing this story is making me sound like a little spoiled brat!
everyone but Fran: you are a little spoiled brat!
Meg: anyway, we're here...
(they open the door to see...)
Otto: Twist! we need that mind control machine ready for the next scene!
Twist: yea dude! its all ready.
Reggie: lets just do this already! I want to take over the media by tommorow
Meg: hey dude!
Otto: yea?
Meg: can I look at this machine for a minute?
Otto: sure dude!
Meg: hmn...interesting...very interesting...but there is one little thing wrong...its needs cartoon flesh
Otto: really?
Meg: yea...take a look, see?
Otto: (bends over to look)
Meg: (shoves Otto's head into the machine) anybody else want to take a look?
Twister: duh...ok!
Reggie: Twister!
Twister: what?
Reggie: you may have gotton my bro, but you'll never get me dude!
Meg: hey! I am NOT I repeat NOT a dude!(opens up wings and flies and grabs Reggie)
Reggie: hey! where are you taking me?
Meg: a lake
Reggie: but there are no lakes in Florida
Meg: then you don't know Florida (drops her in lake) See ya! (flies back to studio 9)
Meg; how is everybody?
Fran: good, we took Sam and put him in our dungeons
Meg: and Twister?
Ally: oh, we killed him
Meg: good!
Fran: speaking of dungeons...where us Zim?
Dib: we got him
Zim: I've said it a million times! I'm not trying to take over the world, I'm just an Irken actor pretending I'm trying to take over the world!
Ally: yea...whatever, you are a disgrace to the Irken Armada and so I put you in the dungeons!
Zim: oh such payment you will pay for doing this to me!
Ally: yea thats what they ALL say! Dib, get him back in the dungeons for me ok?
Dib: yes Ally
Meg: So, what now?
Ally: I guess we wait until we have a new mission
Meg: Yea I guess...DRU?!
Dru: yess?
Meg: take me to my labs please, I need to check up on sand lizard thing
DRU: yess (purs)
Meg: thats a good robotic cat
Fran: yea, I better go to, plane leaves soon, got to get home by tommorow you know
Ally: yea, I'll just call my Sir unit and be on my way also...bye guys!
all: bye!
(and so they say good bye and TV is saved again)
Meg: wait!!! what about the Butt Ugly Martians? I guess we'll just have to wait until...next fanfiction...
THE END
Meg: hey Fran, whats up?
Fran: nothing, just looking at some dreamstreet websites
Meg: OK, well, that is mindless and uninteresting, what else?
Fran: haha, I am also buying some lasers
Meg: where did you find them?
Fran: e-bay
Meg: figures, well, wanna come over?
Fran: okay, I really don't come over your house that much
Meg: I know
Fran: Ok, I'll be there in 30 minutes
Meg: ok, whatever, I guess I'll call ally over too
Fran: oh...ok
Meg: what?
Fran: she is kinda mean to me
Meg: how so?
Fran: she cursed me out!
Meg: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Fran: do you think this situation is amusing?
Meg: yess
Fran: oh, so, I'll be over soon
Meg: gottcha, see ya
(So after Meg signs off from that extremely boring conversation)
Meg: well, I gotta call Ally now
(she dials the phone and Ally answers)
Ally: house of insanity, Ally speaking
Meg: hey Ally, wanna come over?
Ally: okay, no problem! Hehehehe...
Meg: riiight, come over as soon as possible
Ally: hehehehehehehe...ok
Meg: oookk...see ya
Ally: can I bring my laser weasels?
Meg: suure, why not, they can keep my mutant piggies company
Ally: good, well, bye
(30 minutes have passed and Fran is now here)
Meg: hey Fran, come to my room, Ally is already here, just be careful of the laser weasels, they're not ripe yet
Fran: ok...
(they march down the hall to Meg's room in which they can hang out)
Meg: ok guys, we know all there is to know about eachother, right? We all know that I am an elfen girl who is working for Ally, who is part Irken, part Human and part...what was it? Demon? Yea, part demon...and Fran is well, well, a human stink child...
Fran: actually, I am part demon also, where do you think I got the battle scars?
Meg: you're part demon?
Fran: yea
Meg: wow, wonders never cease...
Fran: yea, look! (red and black horns protrude from her head)
Meg and Ally: woooowww!
Ally: wait! I have wings and a tail!
Meg: yea, but we've seen them already, I mean, I have black voidless eyes and red and black wings and nobody finds them amazing
Fran: yea, I guess
Ally: tell me, if you are elfen why do you have wings?
Meg: long story, involves my birth mom and a third uncle twice removed
Ally: oh, so thats how it goes
Meg: yup, so anyway, now that we are all brought up to speed, lets get down to business, zim, has escaped from me and Ally's underground dungeon
Ally: again?
Meg: yup
Fran: so where is he?
Meg: gee, Fran…if we knew THAT we wouldn't need a plan
Fran: oh yea…
Ally: I think all that boy band crap went to her mind now…oh what a shame
Meg: tell me about it
Fran: hey, what are you implying?
Meg and Ally: that you are a boy band-loving idiot with small little billy goat horns
Fran: you know you shouldn't get me pissed
Meg: why? what are you going to do?
Fran: (glares at Meg, Meg gets a glazed look on her face)
Meg: (jumps around like an idiot)
Ally: wow, I am impressed, but how long are you going to make her do this?
Fran: for as long as I can…hehehe
Ally: heheheheheheeheh
Meg: (shakes head) -- you know…that just wasn't nice! (eyes turn big and black, she picks up fran with her mind and throws her around the room) that's for making me look like a fool
Ally: and to think, I thought the only things Elfens could do was shoot a bow and arrow
Meg: oh I can do that too, I am a dark elfen girl, but unfourtuatly I have some good in me so I can make some good decisions…
Ally: wait, if you are dark Elfen, why are you kinda good?
Meg: a third uncle twice removed
Ally: figures, so what do we do while Fran is uncontious?
Meg: I dunno, Invader Zim is on
Ally: goodies!
(Meg and Ally glare the TV like human stink children when suddenly…)
Meg: oh no…it can't be
Ally: gauge my eyes
Meg: no…evil…not this!
Ally: tourture….that's what it is
Meg: how could they? (the Rocket Power theme is playing)
Ally: I guess we could watch something else
Meg: yea…unfourtuatly (she flips the channel and Rocket power is on) it can't be!
Ally: this is insane!
Meg: every channel has Rocket Power on it!
Ally: even the spanish channels?
Meg: oh no! the spanish channels have…Butt Ugly Martians!
Ally: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Meg: yess…
Ally: what are we going to do about this?
Meg: I have no idea…why not go to Univerisal Studios, Florida?
Ally: good idea, I've been there before
Meg: I know…
Ally: yea, well, how much money do we have?
Meg: I have $200
Ally: I have $300
(Fran gains contiousness)
Fran: what happenend?
Meg: I knocked you uncontious
Fran: gee, thanks
Meg: no problem
Fran: what are we doing?
Meg: going to Florida
Ally: yup, so start packing when you get home, we are leaving tommorow
Fran: why? What happened?
Meg: there is nothing on TV but…but…ROCKET POWER!!!!
Fran: so? I don't mind
Ally: I think you hit her head a little to hard when you threw her around
Meg: I think so Ally, I think so
Fran: no, its just, I kinda like that show
Meg: do you want to be uncontious again?
Ally: yea, you know, I have a few things I could do to her too
Fran: no, its ok, I'm in
Ally: good, how much money do you have?
Fran: $200
Ally: good, that's enough
Meg: yup
Ally: ok, I guess we're going to Florida!
Meg: yea!
(and so, the three insane people aririve in Florida, where they arrive at the same place where Invader Zim is made!)
Ally: I guess we go in
Meg: yea, I guess
Fran: so, why don't we go already?
Ally: we're building up drama
Fran: well, we built it, now lets go in…
(they walked closer and closer to the building)
Ally: wow, the building is further away then I thought!
Meg: well, we're here
(they open the door to see a most disturbing sight)
Ally: OMG! Dib, Gaz! What happened to you?
Meg: I think they got tied up
Ally: gee, what a keen observation Meg
Meg: I know
Fran: well, lets get them untied!
Ally: yea, why not?
Fran: (struggles) damn, I can't get the knot out!
Meg: maybe I can be of some help (wings protrude from her back and she cuts the rope)
Dib: (muffles in pain)
Meg: oh, did I hurt you Dib?
Dib: (muffled) uh huh
Ally: maybe should take the gag out of his mouth
Fran: I'm on it!
Dib: oh thank you! I think you ruptured my spleen though
Meg: sorry, who did this to you?
Gaz: that Twister guy! he will pay! He cost me one life!
Meg: I knew it!
Ally: I knew Rocket Power was evil!
Fran: did they mention any diabolical plan of any sort?
Dib: yea…they did mention something about world domination
Ally: hey! That's not fair! They can't take over the world, We have to take over the world! We saw it first!
Gaz: oh quit whining! I am on the last level of this game
Meg: what game
Gaz: ultra pigulan rerturns
Meg: hey! I played that game! What level are you on?
Gaz: the piggie defenders
Meg: hey! That's not the last level! That's the third level!
Gaz: (gives a threating look)
Meg: ok, anyway, are they working for or with anybody?
Dib: yes! They said that they are working with those dumbass Butt Ugly Martians
Fran: wait! Why were they telling you all of this?
Gaz: because they're stupid
Meg: oh, well, do you know where they went?
Dib: no, they just tied us up and left
Ally: monkeys
Dib: why did you say that?
Ally: because I'm not saying enough in this fanfiction!
Meg: oh…anyway, do you know where they could have gone?
Gaz: probably to studio 9
Meg: why would they go there?
Dib: because that is where they tape their show
Meg: ok, and why would they want to take over television?
Gaz: DUH! Because evreyone watches television and if you take over television, you take over the world!
Fran: sounds good to me
Ally: why didn't we think of that plan?
Meg: I have no idea!
Dib: shouldn't we go and stop them instead of standing here boring the readers out of their minds?
Meg: yea, lets go kick some ass!
(and so they run out of studio and run to studio 9 to meet the dumbass Rocket Power people)
Fran: finally, we are here! studio 9!
Ally: why did we have to run? we just came from studio 10! we were right next door
Meg: its more dramatic
Fran: who cares about Drama? do any of our readers care about drama?
Loud Voices Coming From NoWhere: YES!
Meg: see?!
Fran: I want a new contract!
Ally: quit whining!
Fran: you know who ever is writing this story is making me sound like a little spoiled brat!
everyone but Fran: you are a little spoiled brat!
Meg: anyway, we're here...
(they open the door to see...)
Otto: Twist! we need that mind control machine ready for the next scene!
Twist: yea dude! its all ready.
Reggie: lets just do this already! I want to take over the media by tommorow
Meg: hey dude!
Otto: yea?
Meg: can I look at this machine for a minute?
Otto: sure dude!
Meg: hmn...interesting...very interesting...but there is one little thing wrong...its needs cartoon flesh
Otto: really?
Meg: yea...take a look, see?
Otto: (bends over to look)
Meg: (shoves Otto's head into the machine) anybody else want to take a look?
Twister: duh...ok!
Reggie: Twister!
Twister: what?
Reggie: you may have gotton my bro, but you'll never get me dude!
Meg: hey! I am NOT I repeat NOT a dude!(opens up wings and flies and grabs Reggie)
Reggie: hey! where are you taking me?
Meg: a lake
Reggie: but there are no lakes in Florida
Meg: then you don't know Florida (drops her in lake) See ya! (flies back to studio 9)
Meg; how is everybody?
Fran: good, we took Sam and put him in our dungeons
Meg: and Twister?
Ally: oh, we killed him
Meg: good!
Fran: speaking of dungeons...where us Zim?
Dib: we got him
Zim: I've said it a million times! I'm not trying to take over the world, I'm just an Irken actor pretending I'm trying to take over the world!
Ally: yea...whatever, you are a disgrace to the Irken Armada and so I put you in the dungeons!
Zim: oh such payment you will pay for doing this to me!
Ally: yea thats what they ALL say! Dib, get him back in the dungeons for me ok?
Dib: yes Ally
Meg: So, what now?
Ally: I guess we wait until we have a new mission
Meg: Yea I guess...DRU?!
Dru: yess?
Meg: take me to my labs please, I need to check up on sand lizard thing
DRU: yess (purs)
Meg: thats a good robotic cat
Fran: yea, I better go to, plane leaves soon, got to get home by tommorow you know
Ally: yea, I'll just call my Sir unit and be on my way also...bye guys!
all: bye!
(and so they say good bye and TV is saved again)
Meg: wait!!! what about the Butt Ugly Martians? I guess we'll just have to wait until...next fanfiction...
THE END
