Toki no Poki

What happens if Hiei has to go back to school?.... Oh, the Horror.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Wish I did, like so many of you.

Koenma bleeps up on spirit TV screen just as Hiei was about to go through another dirty job.

"Koenma, why did you just now decide to appear, just when I was taking out the trash," harkens Hiei.

"Cause, we have an important mission to update you, and... I like seeing you do normal things once in awhile," says Koenma cheerfully.

"Hurry up before I lose my patience," says the now irritated Hiei.

Koenma takes a slip of paper out and starts reading.

"Fine, there is a demon that is planning on sucking up all the souls at Yusuke's school, and once it's done, it's going to destroy the world. Ect. Ect. Ect... And plans on making all of spirit world and demons into servants and butlers for it's mansion!!!"

"And this concerns me how?.. Just because a demon FINALLY uses my plans of world domination, means you can come running to me?"

"Well,... Yusuke has a cold.. Kuwabara got beat up into serious condition by Yusuke before he got sick. Genkia is on a vacation. And Kurama's already doing under cover operations, AS WE SPEAK! And I can't believe I'm saying this,.. but we need your help," says Koenma, trying to wash his mouth with soap.

"Uh-Huh.. So! Why do I have to go, and what will I get in return from all of this?!?"

Koenma perks up and runs over to the Price Is Right Stage.

"Behind these doors, you have the choice to pick these fantastic items and trophies, after the misson. But, you have to complete the misson first to know what you wanna get," says Koenma as Ogre puts on the hostess outfit and runs around the screen Ooohing and Ahhhhing,to rise the effect.

"You fool. You seem to forget that I have telepathy and I just read your mind, to what's behind those three doors," said Hiei coolly. "Behind door number One is a Bar of Dove Soap.(scoffs) Behind door number two is A plane ride to H-(oops, pardon French.) And behind door number four-"

"You mean door number three," corrects Koenma.

"Yah, that's what I said,(starts counting fingers, and realizes he NEEDS to go back to school) Behind door number three is a pair of your used Poopied diapers.(coughs in discuss.) Like I REALLY wanna go to all that trouble for THAT?"

"Fine! Well, throw in some money and a couple of other items," says Koenma exasperated.

"Keep the 'Items.' I want cash. A LOT of cash. And some of that sweat stuff you gave me the last time I went to the Dark Tournament," says Hiei greedily.

"Chocolate? The Reese's? OoooKay!" replies Koenma, clapping his hands. "Yuri, my secretary will come over and put you in your undercover disguise, and will give you all the Heads-Up on things. Well, tat a!"(spirit TV disappears in a poof of smoke.)

"Oh-No! For all I know, Koenma will make this mission as embarrassing as possible for me! (slaps himself) He might put this LIVE all over Spirit World TV!" replies Hiei, horrified.

scene quickly changes to Koenma

"Hey Ogre, do you have the TV equipment set up yet," shouts Koenma.

"Yes, Master Koenma! We will be going live in... 3... 2...1...."

Mwuhahahahahaha! Yes, that's the end of the first chapter to Toki no Poki!

Sure that is jibberish in Japanese, but you will understand it later in the other chapters.