AN: I decided to write an AU skins fic since the other one is more accurate to the show but with an alternate ending. This one is action packed and stuff but it's meant to be comical and fun. I'm writing in first person so it's alot different (going back and forth between Katie and Emily's POV). This is a Naomily and Keffy fic, I ship Cook and Katie because they'd make an epic couple, but I can't help but be intrigued by Keffy, so hopefully I do them justice. Be sure to leave reviews yeah?

P.S: I own nothing, that's why I write fan fiction

WITNESS

Emily

I stretched my aching limbs as I crawled out of bed. The alarm clock that had pulled me from my slumber was shattered in pieces on the floor. "Bugger," I muttered lazily dragging my feet out of my bedroom.

I walked into the hall where everything was completely silent. That meant my irresponsible siblings were still asleep. Ever since our parents died in that accident when Katie and I were in college I have become the parent figure.

Technically Katie was the oldest...by six minutes granted, but still.

"Katie! James! Get up!"

A groan came from one of the rooms and a loud "fuck off," came from the other.

I opened the door to James room and walked straight to the curtains. I yanked them open hearing him groan and complain.

"Fuck sake Ems, give me 5 more minutes!" James whined covering his eyes with his hands.

"No, you're not gonna be late to your first day of school," I said walking next to the bed. "This is your last stop before college."

James grumbled and turned on his side trying to cover his head with the blanket. I sighed and gripped the blanket knowing I was going to regret pulling them off.

I groaned in disgust when I threw the blanket aside and saw my 14 year old brother in nothing but one of Katie's thongs.

"You pervy little shit," I cried smacking his arm hard, "get up and shower before I kick your arse."

"Fuck James, I was looking for that thong last night!" Katie cried rushing into James' room and smacking his head.

"Ow! Fuck that hurt!" James cried scrambling out of bed.

"I had to wear my black thong which isn't as good as those," Katie huffed. "Danny didn't even like them."

"Danny's a wanker," I said stepping out of the room.

"Do you want them back?" James smirked pushing the thong down and exposing himself.

"Ahh!" I cried turning around, "you fucking tosser!"

James chuckled nastily.

"No wash them first!" Katie said completely unfazed by James' revelation.

"Fine," James said walking out of the room with a smug grin on his face. I kept my eyes up watching his blonde head walk by towards the bathroom.

Katie stepped up next to me and called out to James, "hey not bad little bro, when you hit puberty the girls are really gonna love you."

I gave Katie a disgusted look as James responded, "I know, last week's measurements said I'm 9 inches hard."

"James!" I cried as he chuckled and stepped into the bathroom.

"Get over it Ems, the more we let James' perviness bother us the more he's going to do it," Katie said. "I'd quite like him to get it out of his system before he goes to college."

"I suppose you're right but it still grosses me out," I said.

"Me too, but I try to pretend it doesn't," Katie said.

I cocked an eyebrow at her. "So if I tell you about this sexy brunette I shagged last week..."

"Stop right there lezza," Katie laughed shoving my shoulder. "One thing is dealing with James' perviness another is hearing details about each other's sex lives."

"You don't seem to have a problem talking about Danny," I said.

"Alright then, the next time I talk about Danny in an uncomfortable way, tell me about your lezza escapades, okay?"

"Okay, but don't forget you said that," I laughed. "Now go get ready for work, we'll be late."

"Yes mum," Katie said teasingly.

I shook my head and walked into the other bathroom before Katie could completely destroy it. We both worked at the Uni cafe. It was a way to pay our bills since our parents' life insurance money only lasted for about three years before we started running into trouble.

I was majoring in photography and Katie was undecided. We took all of our general studies classes together and we usually had the same shifts at the cafe so we saw quite a lot of each other.

When our parents were alive and we used to share a room Katie and I were at each other's throats, but now we've learned to appreciate each other. I remember the day the police came to our house asking one of us to identify the bodies of our parents.

James and I had stayed in the waiting area of the police station while Katie went in.

When she walked out with that horrified look on her face, James and I knew what happened. The three of us lay together on our parents' old bed crying and looking at old pictures.

I was the one who was able to get out bed and take care of them. I cooked for them and made sure they showered...even if that meant showering my brother. Ugh. I didn't mind showering Katie, she wasn't a perv.

Eventually I got them to get up and try to move on with their lives, and by then I had taken over the parental role. Regardless of everything though, our fights and arguments, we loved each other above all.

That's why when we were walking home that night after Katie and I's last uni classes and James' football practice, we stuck together when our lives changed forever in an instant.

The guy was tall and attractive, one that Katie would definitely go for. He had straight brown hair that fell perfectly over his chocolate brown eyes and tan skin. He was backing into an alley with fear in his eyes.

Another man was approaching him menacingly and I felt a chill. The older man had these piercing blue eyes and a smirk on his face that made me nearly tremble in fear. Instinctively I grabbed Katie and James' hands and pulled them into an alleyway out of sight of the man, but where we could still see what was happening.

"I didn't think the British police were so smart sending an undercover cop," the man said. "This whole time I thought you were Ben Harrison, and now I find out your Officer Freddie McClair. How long did you think you could fool me Frederick."

The attractive boy named Freddie gulped trying to look brave. "You won't get away with this Foster. You and your mafia will go down, we'll make sure of that."

"How so Frederick?" Foster said with a snarl. "You're the one who gathered all the evidence, but now you can't turn it in."

In the blink of an eye Foster pulled out a gun from his hip and shot Freddie repeatedly. The gun had this long barrel so it wasn't loud bangs but soft rushes of air.

I covered James eyes and felt Katie grab onto my back, trembling in fear. I watched in horror as the boy fell to the ground bleeding all over. Foster just sneered down at him and put his gun away.

That's when I heard a loud bang and saw that Katie had accidentally kicked the garbage can in her fear. I felt panic and looked back at Foster who was looking right at us.

"Run!" I cried pushing James deeper into the alley and grabbing Katie's hand. The three of us ran hard and fast not even daring to look back until we reached the police station.

We didn't know if that awful man was behind us but we didn't want to find out.

The nervous-looking boy sitting at reception came up to us as we burst in. "Everything alright?"

"Please, help us," I panted, "we just witnessed a crime and the guy is after us."

The receptionist boy led deeper into the police station hugging James' to him who looked like he was hyperventilating. Katie hadn't let go of my hand for even a moment. He sat us down in a conference room and said, "someone will be in to take in your statement shortly."

When he tried to leave James gripped his hand tightly.

"It's alright little man, you're safe here."

I pulled James closer to us and he buried himself into my chest crying. Katie gently caressed his head and laid her head on my shoulder. "Thank you erm..."

"J.J," he said.

"Thank you J.J," I said.

"What are your names?" He said pulling out a little notebook from his pocket.

"I'm Emily," I said, "this Katie, and this is James. Fitch. We're siblings."

"Mmhmm," J.J said writing on the notepad, "Emily, Katie, and James Fitch."

J.J exited the room and I glanced down at James who was still cuddled against my chest.

"Ems I'm scared," Katie said softly, I felt her tears on my shoulder.

I gave her a gentle kiss on the forehead and hugged her close. "I know Kay, I'm scared too."

J.J walked back into the room with a buff man with shaggy hair and several tattoos.

"Guys, this is Inspector James Cook, he's the best in the field," J.J said. "He'll take care of you."

The inspector sat down in front of us and said, "call me Cook. Now tell me everything."