Living With Faust- One Dead Vacation

Day 666 1 am - 4 am.

Today didn't quite start as I would have liked it, besides, it wasn't even breakfast time. To blame the matters of this moment on, would be none other than that retarded Mr. Crazy Bagman, Faust. To get to my point though, today started with just about everyone asleep in their beds, waiting for the sun to rise to start another day... That would become a short lived dream. Me and Teepo had been playing Dead Rising all night and were just a little bit paranoid now about going to sleep. I think the game is just a little to realistic, because when Faust walked in on us playing it, with beat the crap out of him until we figured it was him, then we hit him a couple more times for good measure. Yep, it was fun too. So around 2 am, we started to hear noises like cars being started or something like that, but that freaked us out even more, since no one around us has a car...anymore at least. But we decided to try to wake everyone up since we were paranoid to the point that we thought that zombies were going to get us. First, Teepo woke up his girlfriend Kaylee from sleeping, which threw him out of the room after waking her up. We later tried Chris, but he tried to eat my arm, then Jack, but he threw one of those petrified gerbils that Faust had given Teepo when he was sick. We thought Faust had gone back to sleep, well, because he has slept before, but when we opened his door, we ended up walking into a repair shop, which Faust then blinded us by lighting up a blow torch near our eyes. We freaking walked out of his room after walking into a couple of things. So we decided to eat some breakfast in the kitchen...after we turned on a few lights in the house, mainly the big ones. We got done with breakfast around 3-4 am, and then we played more Dead Rising until the sun rose.

Day 666 5 am- 12 noon.

We passed out for about an hour while we were playing the zombie killing mall trapped game of Dead Rising. Now, the thing I remember waking up to is the sound of a bus driving; now the bus sound wasn't normal, because it sounded like there was a team of five thousand demons for the motor. Anyway, when I woke, I found myself in a bus seat, Teepo in the one across from mine, still asleep like the lump he is. Two seats down was Jack, sitting up sleeping, Chris was trying to eat his hand, I guess he was still asleep to, and Kaylee was, I guess fixing her hair in the seat behind Teepo. I looked up only to see that the bus driver was none other than Faust. "Faust, where are we, and where the hell are we going?" I asked him. "You're on a bus, and you're now on vacation to a hotel get-away!" He screamed into the loud speaker device. That woke up Jack. He tried to punch the window to get out, but his fist bounced off, and smacked him back in the face, knocking him back into sleep. It was now about 11 am and Chris was up, Jack woke from his unconscious state after knocking himself out. Teepo was still sound asleep until Kaylee picked up a Bridget plushie he'd been holding onto like a little kid, which he immediately woke up and snatched it back from he hand. "Mine." Teepo stated as he started to look out the window, but could not see anything since the bus was traveling to fast. Then it was noon.

Day 666 12:01 pm- 10 pm

Yep, it was noon by my clock that I had one my wrist. I think it's broken though since some of the screws are falling out, and that the front glass piece is broken. Any who, we were still on the bus when I noticed that everything was starting to slow down, considering the speed that Faust had been driving at. "Faust" I asked "Are we running out of gasoline?" "Nope" he replied. After about another hour, the bus came to a halt and Faust announced over the loud speaker that we'd run out of gas. "Faust, where are we?" I asked him, but couldn't help but laugh at his insane looking bus driver's uniform he'd made, probably the night before. Teepo went up to the front and looked at the dash board, and said "Faust, what's that straw attached to in the dash board?" "To the gas tank, why?" he replied back. "Idiot" I said. So now we don't know where we are, we're out of gas for the bus, and we're stuck with Faust on some "vacation" that he'd dragged us on. After we got out of the bus, we looked around for a house for which we could call a tow truck or something. Now I know you think this is gonna end up in some stupid horror movie thing, but we did find a house, the only problem was that the doors to that stupid fucking house was locked, and it didn't look like anyone was living their either, so we decided to camp out in the front lawn. And then comes Teepo to write more.