Trip to Afghanistan!

It was normal Tuesday at Winslow High, until Principal Steven Harper ran into the foyer with an assault rifle and started firing into the halls. The students ran into the classrooms for cover, and some even stuffed themselves into their lockers.

Die!!!!! Said Harper as he fired his assault rifle.

Round after round, magazine after magazine, Harper kept firing into the halls even when nobody was there. When he ran out of ammunition, he stomped into his office and announced through the P.A. that he was holding an assembly.

When he had gotten there attention, Harper suddenly announced that he was going to plan a trip to Afghanistan to see bin Laden and that what was left of the school was going. After unloading the school's budget, the arrangements were soon made.

Harper had made the trip mandatory for students to go to Afghanistan. The teachers had to go to Afghanistan or they would be fired. The entire faculty brought guns to protect themselves and students.

When they reached the airport, all the students were in pandemonium. Eventually, every student got onboard a plane, but not all the planes that contained students went to Afghanistan. Therefore, some students ended up in foreign countries, never to return.

By the time Winslow High arrived in Afghanistan, ten percent of the school's original population remained. Forty percent had been wiped out by Harper's assault on Tuesday, thirty percent had been sent to different countries, and twenty percent was kidnapped or killed by Afghan terrorists.

Then, Harper launches a search for bin Laden. After hours of looking through Kandahar, and Kabul, Harper and the rest of the school discover a cave containing bin Laden.

After the rest of the students are eliminated by Al Qaeda gunmen, it becomes a gunfight between Winslow high's faculty, and the Al Qaeda.

Harper then launches a fierce battle cry as he grabs his assault rifle and starts killing everyone, Al Qaeda and Winslow high faculty alike.

One month later, Steven Harper is known as the man who killed bin Laden and is admitted to an asylum.