I only put this up because Smiley612 made me...

I don't recommend reading this if you ship Mabian or like Mara. Like, at all. You will hate every word of this.

Full title: Mara Jaffray's terrible, horrible, no good very bad day (but since shes a bitch who steals other peoples boyfriends no one gave a damn).

Disclaimer: I do not own House of Anubis.


Mara Jaffray was having the worst day ever!

First she had walked in on her so called boyfriend kissing another girl!

She had moved back to America, so she had officially lost dibs on Fabian!

That meant it was perfectly okay for Mara to steal him from Nina, right?

So what was he doing snogging that girl?

Mara let out a frustrated growl and turned on her heel. On her fiery rage she had forgotten Victor had moved the house into the desert, where instead of water there was lava, so she ran out the front door into a puddle of lava.

Mara let out a yelp and jumped out of it quickly.

Sadly, she had forgotten that as a punishment Eddie and Patricia had to redo the siding on the house so she had jumped straight into a pile of nails.

She screamed and jumped out of the pile, and began to ran as fast as she could away from the House.

In her fit of rage, she forgot to put on shoes, so each step was like a million fires on the bottom of her feet.

When she glanced down to look at her feet, she ran straight into a cactus that emits balls of fire into whatever or whoever touches it.

One landed on the top of her hair which burned all of her hair off in an instant. The others landed on her arms and legs, leaving huge burn marks on her skin.

Mara fumed and ran off. She knew if that American hadn't come back, she wouldn't be in this terrible mess.

In her confusion, she had run back to the House.

She quickly closed the door and took a few steps away from the door, breathing heavily.

Mara felt a pair of arms wrap around her and a hot breath on her ear. She immediately recognized the person as Fabian.

"Mara," he whispered in her ear.

"Yeah, Fabes?" she said, giggling a little.

"I have something to tell you," he said, taking his hand and bringing her into his bedroom.

Mara knew where he was going with this and started attacking him with her lips and hands... until she felt a sharp pain in her back.

Fabian had stabbed her!

She fell on the floor with agonizing pain and looked up to see Fabian standing with Nina laughing.

The last thing she heard before she went to the light was, "Bye, bitch."

Nina could used her chosen one powers to make her death look like an accident.

And the Anubis residents lived happily ever after!