Can't speak who I love,

Is it okay to?

I say, "Just someone",

They say, "I get that, but who?"

I can't tell a word,

Embarrassed to say,

But I know I'm assured,

Through self-torture I'll pay.

He's not alive,

He's not dead,

He's just show,

Across from my bed,

He's there, on tv!

I know, I can see,

But not a real being,

Just pixels on a screen.

I love him, every bit,

Cute, funny, and fit,

I want to meet him,

I get up, but then sit.

I know I can't date him,

I feel like a loon,



I feel crazy, insane,

I love a cartoon.