"You are so disgusting." Asuna said.

"What the hell did I do?" Kirito asked. He was currently lounging on the couch. He was bored and what ever Asuna said was not important to him. He was off in his own little world.

"You fucking left the toilet seat up again, and I sat down." Asuna said. It wasn't the first time Kirito had left the toilet seat up. Asuna had always told him that he should be curious and a gentleman. Kirito, on the other hand, was stubborn. He didn't feel he should have to make up for her laziness.

"So you got a little wet?" Kirito chuckled to himself. Kirito was indifferent on the situation.

"No! You didn't flush!" Asuna rolled her eyes irritated.

Asuna and Kirito had been living together for some time. They are best friends. They did have another roommate, but she moved out. They were now in the process of finding another.

"I'm sorry, next time I'll flush?" Kirito said. He was so clueless sometimes.

"And let the seat down."

"How can you blame me for your laziness. I mean if you want the seat down, let it down. Don't fault me because you think your suppose to have every thing laid out for you." Kirito said.

"Just shut! I'm going to go shower." She said. "Because you I have toilet water on my ass." She turned around and entered the bathroom.

Kirito lounged on the couch for a little longer, bored with life. He needed something to get his day up. He decided to see what Diavel was doing. Diavel had pretty blue hair and was gay. Diavel had introduced him and Asuna to the nightlife here. He walked over and knocked on the door.

Diavel came to the door in a blue robe. He must have had a late start this morning. It was almost one o'clock.

"Yeah?" Diavel said.

"You have company?" Kirito said.

"No, He left." Diavel replied. Kirito wondered how many guys Diavel has. He is a good-looking guy, but for someone so beautiful he could never fold a proper relationship.

"Cool!" Kirito said marching in. Diavel rolled his eyes and walked over and sat on the couch.

"I think our new land lord is hot." Diavel said.

"He'll think you're a whore." Kirito said. "All the guys that come through, maybe you should tone it down." A fault that Kirito had was how blunt and honest he could be.

Their new landlord name is Agil. He is tall and had chocolate skin. He was bald and muscular.

"Yeah, well it's not as if I have sex with all the guys. Sometimes, it is just to have someone to sleep next, you know." Diavel said. "I mean I have to have someone to cuddle with sometimes."

"Yep, sure." Kirito said. "Like I really believe that."

"You guys find a new roommate yet?" Diavel asked, changing the subject quickly and swiftly.

"Nah!" Kirito said. "It's hard to find someone, but we need too. We have rent due soon."

Kirito walked over to the window and looked out. He saw a man with blondish hair getting out of the car.

"Who is that?" Kirito said.

"Oh! Klein, he's moving in the apartment across from you guys." Diavel said. Diavel lit up a cigarette.

"Why do you smoke?" Kirito said.

"When you get good dick! You'll smoke too!" Diavel said. "Serious

"So what happen to all that stuff about cuddling and love." Kirito said. "FYI…. Never."

"Don't count your chickens before they hatch, so how's life in virgin world?"

"I'm not a virgin?"

"Well you haven't had sex in so long, you might as well be." Diavel said. "Where's Asuna?"

"In the shower, she sat in my piss." Kirito turned to the window for the second time.

"Don't say anymore." Diavel said. "Anyways, you like the new tenant. You keep looking out the window." Damn, He picked up on all the details.

"He's okay!" Kirito said.

"Well we'll have to greet him."

"In your robe?"

"That's how I greeted Agil!" Diavel said. "He's so freaken' hot…. Like perfect… I could just marry."

Kirito eyebrows went up. Diavel was one of the wildest people he ever met. He was like an animal that couldn't be cage.

"I'm mean Kirito, you have to get someone inside of you!" Diavel said. "How long has it been?"

"Six months." Kirito said.

"Even Asuna is hitting them out of the park." Diavel said. "You're hot. All you need is confidence."

"I have confidence."

"So go meet the new tenant!"

"Only if you talk to Agil."

"I'm not afraid to talk to him." Diavel said.

"Well put on some clothes, without all the sex shit." Kirito said.

"Damn," Diavel said. That's what he was good at. Kirito walked out of Diavel apartment and went over to his. Asuna had clothes on and was on the phone.

"I think I got us a new roommate." Asuna said. "She's coming by tonight."

"Okay!" Kirito said. Asuna went into the room to change. She found some black pants and a grey tee shirt. She slipped them on and sat on the couch next to Kirito.

"I'm sure you'll find someone." Asuna said.

"Why do I have to be love sick all the time?" Kirito said. "Maybe I could be thinking of something else."

"Whatever!" Asuna said. Asuna was bi sexual. She was a free bird. She never felt trapped, and she loved parties. She and Kirito were so different, but the same in ways.

"There's a new person moving in across from us." Kirito said.

"Want to bring him a pie." Asuna asked.

"No never!" Kirito said. "All the things people brought us went to the garbage."

"Yeah, I thought they were trying to poison us." She said.

"Hm, what's the new person's name."

"Lisbeth, she said. She sounded really nice. She had a sparkling and shiny laugh. It just screamed happiness over the phone."

"Alright we have to see what kind of person she is." Kirito said. Kirito was lying in Asuna's lap and she was stroking his hair.

"I want to go meet the new tenant!" Kirito said.

"Go ahead, no one is stopping you." Asuna said.

"I will."

Kirito got up from the couch and walked to the door. He walked out into the hall way and a door opened.

"Go, Be the confident beauty I taught you to be!" Diavel said. "Go get 'em whore."

"Shut up!" Kirito said and Diavel door closed

While Kirito wasn't looking, Klein's door opened and he ran right into Kirito. Kirito plummeted to the ground and so did Klein.

"Shit!" Kirito said.

"I'm so sorry." Klein said.

"No problem." Kirito said.

"Hi, I'm Klein,"

"I live across from you, I'm Kirito!"

"Cool!" Klein said. "Hey, I'm done moving in, if you want to play a couple games."

"You got Mortal Kombat!" Kirito said. Kirito wondered did life really go that fast? They fell and now they were about to go play video games.

"Yep!" Klein said.

"Well, I'm going to smoke you!"

"Hmmm, I bet." Klein said.


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