"Allen! Welcome home!" Lavi yelled as he glomp-tackled Allen.
"AHHH!" Allen yelled as he and Lavi fell to the floor.
"How did your mission go?" Lavi asked as soon as they both stood up.
"There wasn't any innocence."
"Oh, then what was causing all the paranormal activity?"
"Some crazy kid and a bunch of cats."
"Oh."
A silence followed.
"Awkward turtle!" Lavi shouted.
"What?"
"I don't know…"
"Ok… I'm going to go eat. I'm starving!"
"Great! I'll come with you!"
Allen and Lavi walked in a silence for a few moments.
"Hey, Allen?"
"Yeah?"
"Where did you buy that golden earring?"
"Huh? Oh, I didn't buy it…"
"Oh! So that means that you stole it?! I'm telling Leenalee!"
"No! I didn't steal it!"
"Then how did you get it?"
"Komui-san made it for me."
"He MADE you an earring?"
"It's not an earring. It's a transmitter."
"Allen. Don't lie. It's obviously an earring."
"No, it's not it's a--"
"Allen, there's no shame in a guy who wears earrings."
"But it's not. It's a trans--"
"See, Allen?! I have two silver hoops, and I'm still manly!"
Allen and Lavi continued to 'discuss' the 'issue'.
After a few minuets, Leenalee appeared out of nowhere.
"What are you guys arguing about?" She innocently asked.
"EARINGS!" Lavi and Allen yelled.
"Ha! You just admitted that you're wearing an earring!" Lavi triumphly yelled.
"No, I didn't! I--"
"Leenalee, isn't Allen wearing an earring?"
"No. It's a transmitter nii-san gave him."
"Ha! I told you so!" Allen yelled.
"B-but aren't earrings manly?!" Lavi asked Leenalee.
"I guess…"
"Whoo-hoo!"
"Great! Now that this is all over I'm going to go have some lunch!" Allen happily said.
AN: Typing 'Leenalee' is really fun, for some odd reason…
