Disclaimer: Despite the fact that I should own Fairy Tail, I don't. Sorry.
Explanation: So... My story Gemini Said, was totally void of humor. And my other story You Used to be There for Me, is kind of depressing. So it's time for me to roll up my sleeves and write something funny. These stories are a collection of different cracky Gray and Lucy moments.
Chapter 1: Clumsiness
To be fair to Gray, he only iced the floor over to get back at a certain pink-haired dragon slayer. Which was worth it. Flame Brain couldn't even walk one step on the ice, and Happy had to carry him off.
It certainly wasn't Lucy's fault that she slipped. She was in a hurry to ask Levy's advice about her manuscript. Why should she expect the floor to be covered in ice?
Gray stood there, triumphant over Natsu.
And Lucy walked purposefully towards Levy, not looking at anything else.
Neither one expected the other.
However, when Lucy slipped on the icy floor, she managed to fall into Gray.
And Gray, who was already off balance from laughing so hard at Natsu, had to fall over when Lucy hit him like that.
So there they were, Lucy on top of Gray, in the middle of the guild.
Of course their guild members weren't about to let that go. It was too funny.
Juvia, obviously, was furious. "Get away from Gray-sama!" she cried.
Cana laughed, "You go Lucy! You got yourself a boyfriend!"
Elfman roared, "That is as a man does. Good job Gray!"
Natsu snickered, then continued eating his fire.
Mira gasped, "They make a perfect couple!" she squealed.
"They liiiiike each other!" Happy predictably said.
What were Gray and Lucy doing during this time? Why hadn't they made any excuses?
They were both too shocked to speak.
Upon hearing Happy though, Gray tried to stand, pulling Lucy up with him. When he got them standing, they were in an awkward hug. Lucy seemed to be in some kind of shock, and apparently couldn't move. Her arms were stuck wrapped around Gray.
Gray didn't mind.
I mean, who wouldn't like a hug from Lucy?
"Guys," Gray said, "It's not like that. Lucy just slipped on the floor that I iced over."
No one was convinced.
"Then why are you still hugging Lucy?" Mira asked.
"She's in shock, or something. I just don't want her to fall over."
At that point Lucy was snapped back into reality. "You!" she screamed at Gray, "Why would you ice over the floor?"
She was mad.
She went on screaming for a while, before Gray kissed her to shut her up.
"What was that for?" Lucy asked, subdued.
"Well, you did throw yourself at me." Gray said impishly, "I couldn't resist."
Before Lucy could start screaming again, he kissed her for the second time that day.
It was nice.
When they broke apart, everyone was staring at them.
"See guys," said Gray, "Now it is like that. Now you can assume we like each other, and tease us, and tell us we're a cute couple."
The entire guild laughed.
