Author's note: OK, so this is my first post up here and I'm sooooo happy!*jumps up and down*. So I heard the song "Merry Swiftmas" on the radio one night waiting for my mom to get the mexican food we ordered and I thought "this would make a great remake for twilight". So I got home, bought the song and put in all the names of the guys I think are hot(except Zac Effron.....ewww)and the one guy that I want as, RPatz! So I hope y'all enjoy this for the holidays and as my first post up here!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! STEPEHNIE MEYER, BEING COMEPLETELY KICK ASS, DOES! I ALSO DO NOT OWN THE SONG "MERRY SWIFTMAS", THAT IS OWNED BY THE GENIUS NAMED EVEN TAUBENFELD!

Dear Santa, I don't know if you're listening, but I've been pretty good this year. And I don't know if it matters that I'm too young for him, but I hope you get my wish

Hey what do you know its time for Christmas

And I've been acting good all year

I never have been all that superstitious

But that don't mean I like Kristen

So Santa I don't know if you're listening, I'm not quite sure how this works

I wanna good vamp for hugging and kissing and not a head case who only dates hos

I don't need more toys and shinny things, I just want a Brit who likes to sing

So don't put a bow on a box, theres no need to send Kellan Lutz

I don't need a big mansion, so lets nicks Joe Jonas

There'll be tear drops on my guitar if I end up with Taylor Lautner

So Santa for my gift, please send me Robert Pattinson

So Santa when you come down the chimney you can skip right pass the kitchen

I know you're sick of all of the cookies, so got you Twilight Collector's Edition

And no one will stock him when he's mine

And Haters will watch there mouths next time

So I'm gonna have to refuse, if in comes Ian Somerhalder

If he is a good boy I'm sending him back cause Zac Effron is whack (just like crack)

I'd rather have Cameron Diaz, than be stuck with Jason Mraz

So Santa for my gift, please send me Robert Pattinson

I know him and I are gonna fit, Kristen Pattinson doesnt have ring to it

I'd rather be hanging alone, than making out with Jackson Rathbone

Yeah I'd rather someone kill me, then kick it with Paul Wesley

And yeah I'll probably shed a few tears, if you mess up and send Tom Sturridge

So Santa for my gift, please send me Robert Pattinson

oh, yeah