Two shy-guys walk to Peach's castle with a bomb in a bag. The bomb can be adjusted to determine how far the explosion goes.
"So. How big is the castle again?" The first shy-guy asked.
"If I'm correct, it is about… umm… carry the 4… 200 square feet, 60 feet tall." The other shy-guy said. The first shy-guy took out the bomb and entered the details.
"Okay. Let's light the bomb and throw it through THAT window!" The other shy-guy yelled. The bomb was set to detonate in 10 seconds.
10…
"WE DID IT!" the other shy-guy yelled.
9…
"Um… Mr.?" The first shy-guy asked.
8…
"Yes?"
7…
"I think I put in the wrong height and feet."
6…
"WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?" The other shy-guy yelled.
5…
"I think the zero button was jammed, so I kept pushing it." The first shy-guy squeaked
4…
"YOU IDIOT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?"
3…
"I blew up the world?"
2…
"YES!"
1…
"At least Mario and Peach will d-"
BOOM!
The two shy-guys thought that their plan worked anyway. However, they didn't realize that Super Mario Galaxy 3 came out, and everybody was playing it. Oh well, that's what they get for trying to kill someone!
THE END.
