10 Little Known Things about Dean
by PookbearD
Author's note: Just a short drabble of unique things that most fans do not know about our beloved Dean Winchester. No spoilers, just good old fashioned fun.
He will not eat yellow foods. No corn, squash, chickpeas, bell peppers, pineapple, bananas, apples, mangos, peaches; won't even use mustard. There are a few exceptions, if the corn is mixed in with something, if the bananas are over-ripe and more-black then yellow, and if the apples are more red or green then yellow.
He will never hit a woman. Unless she is possessed by a demon and he is trying to exorcise it. Daddy raised him and Sammy to be gentleman after all.
He has OCD. He counts everything - all the time. He can tell you exactly how many tables and chairs are in Harvelle's Roadhouse. How many ceiling tiles the average emergency room triage room contains? How many barstools the average dive bar contains? How many gas pumps they have stopped at between California and Texas?
He has a penchant for even numbers. Likes everything in pairs. Chicks. Lips. Legs. Breasts. Buttocks. Except for demons, he will take them one at a time over a clusterf# any day.
He doesn't skip. Running is permitted only if you are fleeing for your life from some horrible evil.
He always sleeps on the right side of the bed. This has been conditioned into him from years of having a small and frightened Sammy sharing his bed. That way he could throw his right arm protectively over his little brother, in case trouble found them.
He hates ice. Cannot stand to drink something with ice in it. He hates the feel of ice hitting his teeth. He will drink through a straw though, in a pinch.
He has a soft spot for animals. All kinds. It practically killed him the time he ran over a family of raccoons on the way to get baby brother from college. He cried for a solid hour. That is why is always makes sure to have both his eyes and mind on the road ahead. Never know when Bambi Jr. will come jumping out of the forest.
He won't put cheap gas in his baby. Ever. Even it the price hits $5.00 a gallon. Just means he will have to hustle more pool.
He never has and never will use an umbrella. No one can look cool holding an umbrella.
