a whole lotta trouble

Axel shakes his nappy head: shit-faced on the floor, a wildly inebriated Riku is muttering an incoherent something—perhaps the Pussycat Doll lyrics that shriek from his stereo—into a half-empty glass.

He can only guess that it's Sora.

"What's new, pussy-cat?" Falling with a thud to his knees, Axel pushes Riku onto his back and straddles his pelvis; the elder male makes no attempt to buck even though the only separation the pair has from crotch-to-crotch contact is Riku's flimsy cotton boxers and Axel's very tight jeans, "Better yet: how the fuck'd you get in my apartment?"

True, Riku only lived four doors down on the right, but yanno—respect for a fag's property—?

"Key un'ner da mat." Mental note: no more spare keys in obvious places. "Woo-hoo. Sora Kailee 'ora Kairi Sola Karee. Karley."

Axel strokes a streak of pale hair from Riku's face. He is so adorable when he's trashed out of his mind. "What'd they do, honey?"

Riku gurgles.

"Kitten, you're gonna have to speak louder than that."

Riku bolts upright, his pupils large in an awkward moment of lucidity that sends Axel sprawling. "The're gett'n marr'ied!"

Strong hands catch Riku before his face again pays tribute to the carpet.

"Oh."

Riku is pulled against the wall and Axel can only nudge a bottle of neon-colored liquor a little closer.

The Pussycat's continue to wail:

'It's funny how a man only thinks about the beep
Ya got real big brains but I'm lookin' at cha beep'

"Good song, true shit," Axel gives his friend's left nipple ring a tweak. Riku giggles.

'I don't give a beep'

"I like the bottom of this glass, Sora," Riku's speech is pleasantly garbled as he throws the tumbler's contents across his face. Violent green sloshes down his neck and bare chest; Axel watches the liquid roll in sparkling beads.

Riku giggles again.

Axel licks his teeth.

'I'm'ma do my thing while you're playin' whit ya beep'

Riku's fingers swirl against Axel's plump lips. Around and around and around they go across the almost chapped surface. "Don't ask for things ya don't want, pussy-cat."

One thin digit dips into Axel's mouth. It stirs the pooling saliva and plays along his gums.

"Now-now, pussy-doll." Axel holds the other at arm's length; Riku looks moderately offended. "You don't want me to get ya pregnant now do ya?"

Riku only sloshes the last bits of emerald alcohol on his torso and gives the other male an unmistakable look of liquored-up lust.

The redhead shrugs. "Your mistake."

Axel's tongue slithers across the hard numb of Riku's pierced nipple. It's a cold mixture of cheap metal and lime that isn't all that bad.

He takes another lick: not bad at all.

An unmistakable ripple of pleasure courses through Riku's body; his arousal is apparent though his boxers.

Axel's tongue-ring clacks against his pearly teeth as he laps the liquid in strong strokes. Moving further and further downwards, he gives Riku's elastic a firm yank before tearing his underwear completely off. Nimble fingers tickle along the hard shaft; a bead of pre-cum glistens at its head. Axel grins hungrily and bends to push the man's delicious length into his awaiting mouth.

"Oh, Sora. Sora." Axel cringes. "Make it all stop, Sora."

With trembling fingers, Axel constricts the half-empty vodka bottle and pours a long shot along the base of Riku's cock.

He'll be needing it.


i love what you do 'cause you're toxic.

at least i had fun writing it.
stfu.

Kingdom Hearts © Square Enix
"Beep" and the PussyCat Dolls © someone who is not me.