Syaoran's Incident
A sequel to A Different Point of View!
"Ah. This feels so good! My body feels so warm… so warm just like my Syaoran holding my brea… I should not talk about it in this condition."
Sakura was surprised as the grip on her tiny waist tightened. "Syaoran honey? Why are you holding me so tightly? Still, Syaoran's grip on her delicate waist tightened.
"Great, this pencil isn't sharpened; do I have to do everything?" Sakura heard Syaoran's voice from afar, or was it above her? Whatever. She just needed to get away from this tight fix!
"Yes, I am now suffocating, I am not able to talk, and my Syaoran cannot see me! What the hell is going on?"
"Ugh, I have to sharpen it now. Let's go on a little journey my little pencil!" Suddenly Sakura was moving up and down, bumping every few seconds. She was going to hurl if this didn't stop, oh and where was she anyways?
"Yay! Sakura will be so happy that I, the lazy Syaoran actually sharpened a real pencil! She will be so happy." With a fit of giggles, he jogged the rest of the way to the sharpener. (20 feet)
With a near death jolt, Sakura was once again bumping… but this time it was faster, much faster, kind of like a rocket taking off.
Shit, I really am to hurl. Sakura was ready to feel her breakfast and lunch coming up her hurting stomach but she felt nothing. Why?
"Ha! I am here, the mighty Syaoran shall battle the fierce sharpener of doom! Slowly, oh so slowly he put the pencil in the sharpener only to stop at the last minute. "This pencil feels weird, kind of like it is alive.
Sakura was seeing things. She saw a dark hole looming above of her. She also heard Syaoran say something like… "I am here! I shall beat the sharpener of doom!" What? Hell, her husband is fucking retarded. Did she care? No, of course not. And what was "This Pencil feels alive?"
"PENCILS ARE NOT ALIVE YOU DUMB BUTT!" Sakura screamed with all her might, but no sound came out. She just saw the hole looming closer. Suddenly it appeared. A light bulb dinged! Above her head. "NO! Syaoran no! Please don't put the pencil into the hole! It is…
"Yes! The pencil is in the hole! It is battling, the monster rawrs and vibrates but the pencil is still in! YEAH!" Finally Syaoran got the pencil sharpened and cheered. He will show his wife!
So, he looked for his wife. He looked high and low, but no woman with honey colored hair, sweet emerald eyes and a delicate tiny waist. Where could she possibly be? Suddenly he remembered the toilet incident. Kero had turned him into one because of a grudge and his wife had crapped on him! It hit him. The insides of his head exploded into millions of pieces with the thought. "I, Syaoran Li has killed my wife." Syaoran fainted.
So did you like it? I did this ibecause of sheer boredom so please don't flame, I am sorry for killing your beloved Sakura but... you did like Syaoran right? RIGHT? So... Read and review! (As requested by Tien)
