Adventures of Kankuro and Kurisuta

Chapter 1: The Dress


"Kankuro-kun!" I shouted. "Kankuro-kun! I need your help!"

"The kind of help you need I can't give you," said Kankuro calmly as he walked into Kurisuta's room.

"I need you to strip for me," I said without thinking. I felt the awkward silence as I looked up to see Kankuro expression that said "Woah…"

"Kurisuta-chan. The cold hard truth is.. we're just friends," he said carefully. I rolled my eyes.

"I didn't mean it like that. I need you to try on this dress so I can-"

"No way!" he shouted without letting me finish. "I'm not trying on your stupid dress!"

"Pleeeeease?" I begged. "It really needs hemmed."

Kankuro sighed. "Fine, but only if I can try on a bra and stuff it with oranges."

"…Why...?" I asked with suspicion.

"I've just always wondered what a bra feels like," he replied casually. I rolled my eyes again. Kankuro took off his hat and his shirt. I turned around to grab the sewing pins when I heard "Damn it!"

"What's wrong?" I asked as I turned around.

"I can't reach around back to snap this bra," he complained. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The great puppet master, Kankuro, complaining that he can't snap on his bra. There wasn't one right word in that previous sentence.

"Oh my gosh..." I sighed. I walked over to him to help him snap on the white pushup bra. "Let me guess," I started, "You want the oranges?"

"If you please," he said. I sighed again and walked out of the room and into the kitchen. I couldn't find the oranges so I just grabbed the grapefruit. It was bigger anyway. As I walked back into my room Kankuro already put on the dress. It was a silky purple-pink kimono style dress. Oddly enough, it kind of looked good on him. If he were to grow out his hair and grow some boobs, he might be able to pull off being a girl.

"I couldn't find the oranges, so I found something bigger- grapefruits." I said handing him the fruit.

"Sweet!" he exclaimed. He actually put them in the bra. Needless to say he had humongous knockers.

"Wow…." I said in disbelief. "Now stand still," I ordered. I bent down with the pincushion and started placing the pins where the hems were to be placed. When I was almost finished I heard him say "Oh my gaaaawsh."

"What?" I asked not looking up.

"You're like, totally, trying to look up my skirt," he said smiling.

"…Yea, lets get you out of this dress."

"Kankuro!" said a familiar voice. It was Temari. She walked into the room. "I need you to-" she stopped her sentence at the sight of her brother in a dress.

"It's not what you think Temari.." Kankuro said. "She's hemming a dress," he stated trying to save himself.

"Temari!" someone yelled from outside the room, "Where the hell is that lazy ass brother of mine?" It was Gaara. He walked to Temari only to find her staring into the room. "What the hell are you looking-?" He stopped in mid-sentence to find Kankuro in the woman's apparel. Kankuro and I couldn't help but stare back.

To make everything better Kankuro said, "Oh, hey guys. Just wanted to look fabulous." I couldn't help but crack up laughing. This whole situation was just too funny.

"Um.." started Temari. "Gaara, where's the phone book?"

"Why?" he asked.

"I need to look up a therapist for Kankuro," she said slowly.

"You're just jealous that your boobs aren't as big as mine!" he screamed while fake crying.

"Kankuro, your siblings are never going to look at you the same way again," I said carefully. "Just stop before you cross the line."

"Yea, you're right," he said in his normal tone. He took off the dress and stood there in the white pushup bra filled with grapefruit. He reached within the bra and took out said grapefruit and handed it to Temari. "Grapefruit?" he offered.

Temari rolled her eyes and walked out of the room followed by Gaara. Kankuro shrugged his broad shoulders and said "Oh well, more for me."


Heehee.. Don't ask. This was just a random thought that passed through my head. I'm glad it did, though. I thought maybe I could put my feelings into this story and discreetly express them. I have issues that I need to work out. -sob-

So anyway, I don't own Kankuro, Temari, or Gaara... Or anyone in Naruto. But Kurisuta is mine because like... it's me.. XD

Have a nice day.