Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece.
Just a side note: it's not that I don't update regularly, I just tend to do it less often than I would like to. To make up for it the chapters will be rather long.
Prologue
Though I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm not 'inherently' girly, it's pretty much common knowledge that if I can avoid anything frivolous I would go out of my way to do so. Bearing that in mind, it's also true to say that, while I would despise wearing a dress or 5 inch heels, every girl wonders what fortune awaits her on her wedding day and I'm no different. Does that make me fickle? To be so blatantly against anything remotely feminine and yet to have high expectations for a fairy-tale wedding…doesn't it seem inconsistent?
Normally, if someone were to call me a hypocrite, I would deliver a severely brain-damaging blow to the head, and being a doctor that also seems fairly contradicting of my nature…however in this instance I would put my prejudice aside and explain calmly that I've never in my life had this internal dispute on all things girlish before and so I'm just as shocked as any other person would be.
The most distressing notion of all is that if it weren't for that insufferable, poor excuse for a human being I would never be entertaining these ideas of marriage or even contemplating the existence of a 'soul mate', as he so naively put it. And to whom do I owe the honour of having to suffer the indignation of this misery that we call 'Holy Matrimony'?
