Okay so this is our first round of "Take A Villain To School!"

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Today our contestants are the evilist of evil... LETS GIVE IT UP FOR NARAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The next contestant is SESSHO-MARU!!!!!!!!!!!

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AAAAAAND Last but not least GIVE IT UP FOR GOSHINKI!!!!!!!!!!

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Now Our prizes for this game is!!!!!!!!... a beautiful Inu Yasha sockie bag! Take your anger out on a life sized replica! orrrrr a special Avon eye makeup kit fix up your makeup with a professional kit!

So here are the rules! You will be assigned to four different classes and in the end the person with the most marks wins!!!!!!!!!! There will be no violence or you will be immediately disqualified!

Sooooo here we go your first class is with Shippo! P.E.!!!

Shippo- Okay all you villains time to whip you into shape! I want 300 laps around the gym STAT! TWEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku- Who does this runt think he is I'll kill him!

sessho-maru- ZOOM! That wasn't at all challenging!!

Goshinki- mutter mutter mutter... starts jogging

Shippo- Naraku youre way off schedule I WANT 20 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!

Naraku- grumble puffffffff whew that is hard!

Shippo- Keep going you have 19 more to go!!!!

50 mins L8er

Naraku- t-t-t-two... pantpantpant can I stop now?!

Shippo- Dont give me that what are you a bunch of humans?!

Sess- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! starts to transform

Shippo- WHACK hits fluffy on the nose BAD DOG!

Fluffy- wimper wimper...:(

bell- RIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Shippo- Class is over youre dismissed!

Okay youre next class will be Science!

Goshinki- S-SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goes insane

Somebody get him out of here he's cracked!!! Now with only 2 contestants the atmosphere changes!!

Miroku- Hello class I will be your professor today! WE WILL BE DISSECTING FROGS!!!!!

Yay!!

silence

Miroku- Okay lets begin first you ... blablablabla ect ect!

Naraku- SNORE!!!

Sess- Do you mind i'm TRYING to listen here! nods head Fascinating!!

Naraku- what you finging! whats that mean???

Sess- finging????????? I said Fascinating! I have no idea what finging even means!

Miroku- NARAKU WAKE UP!!!! why cant you be a little more like Sessho-maru over there and actually pay attention!!!

Sess- Nyahh Nyahh! sticks out tongue

(After Science)

Sess- I never knew Science could be so FUN!

Alright Lunch time!!!!

menu

Tuna Suprise

Ravioli and Spinach

cow burgar

Dessert

Apple and pie

Naraku- Im scared to know what that ink splotch really is!

Sess- Hmmmm I would like to try the...ummmmmmm Tuna suprise!

Naraku- I'll have the Ravioli and spinach!

Sess- Compchomp...chomp chom...p BLEH!! WHAT IS THIS!?????

Naraku- no idea but this Ravioli and spinach is GOOOOD!!!!

Sess- mabey the pie will be better! OPenS MouTH!

Naraku- Noooo oooo oooo ooooo stops him just before it hits sesses mouth!

Sess- m-my pie:-( Whdjadothat???

Naraku- You never no what this Inky pie might contain!!!!!!

Sess- Thats why I was trying it!!!!! DUH!

Naraku- Gag f-food poisining... quick where's the nearest bathroom??!!!!!

(After lunch)

Next class is .. DRAMA!!

sess and Naraku- YAAAAAYYYYYY!!

Myoga- Welcome to drama I am your teacher Myoga divine grace the flea!

Naraku- Who??!!! Where???!

Sess- So ummm when do we start??

myoga- your test is to see wich one of you would make a good actor for one of the famous Willam Shakespheres plays!!! Choose any!

Naraku- AH! HERE IT IS!! Romeo and Juliet sigh a tragic tale of two lovers who were torn apart by war! sigh!!

Sess- HAH thats nothing compared to this The cursed play Macbeth!!!!!

Naraku- OOOOOH i wanted that! gimme

sess- Nope sorry Buddi I got it first!

Myoga- The costumes are in that bin go and prepare! The judges will be... Shippo the gym teacher!, Miroku the Science teacher, Me (of course), and Lord Inu Yasha!

(During the scenes!)

Sess- Bubble bubble toil and trouble fire burn and caldrun bubble!

Inu- HAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

H- ooof falls off chair holds up a 9

Myoga- quite an exquisid character! 10

Shippo and Miroku- 5!!

Myoga- so that makes your score 29!

Now Naraku's turn!

Naraku- I shall be playing the role of Rome, ahem:

Oh Romeo Oh Romeo!, where for art thou Romeo. Deny thy father and refuse thy name…

Inu- NO That's Juliet's line R-O-M-E-O

Naraku- oops hides behind the props!

Inu- 0!

Myoga-0!

Shippo-0!

Miroku-0!

Myoga- So it's Naraku 0 and Sessho-maru 29!

Bell- RIINNNNNNGGGGG!

Okay then your next class and last might I add oh and toughest is ART!

sess- that's not so GASP!

Naraku- What what could be wrong with EGADS!!!

Inu- Hi! Okay now you just go do some art i'll just sit here and uh watch you!

(When their done)

inu- examining sesses hmmmmmm...

Sess- so--SO!!! waiting in anticipation!

Inu- ... hate it!

Sess- WHAT WHAT THAT'S IT!?????????? (furious)

Naraku- Nyahh Nyahh! (still working on his by the way)

... GARRRRRGGGGGGGG glares at his artwork! No NO NO NOTHING WORKS!!!!!!!!!! tears up paper!!!

inu- Nice picture naraku. what is it an invisible house?

Naraku- NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sob nononononono NO... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH nothing makes sense anymore NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Inu- Yup he's cracked!

Sess- I think it was your prescence that threw him off!

Inu- Oh well since the other two cracked You SESHO-MARU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE! so what'll it be?

Sess- Oh that's easy... the avon set!!!!

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Okay everyone thats our show today hope to see you next time! ta taa!!