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I OWN DEATH NOTE-not…

A/N; This is based off of a song, if you can guess the song you get a surprise!

"So Mr. Law-"began the principal, but the owlish man sitting across the desk before him promptly cut him off.

"Please… just call me Mr. L" L said sweetly, his expression monotone despite the light tone of his voice. His knees were brought up to his chest as he sat on the balls of his bare feet. Raven black hair hung in his near black eyes. It creeped the principal out.

He couldn't believe someone who looked like they have never left their bed before now was considered one of the best psychology and historical teachers in the world. It was baffling. Taking a deep breath, the principal continued, "Mr. L, you should know that teenagers scare the living shit out of me…"

L only nodded, seeming to consider what was said before casually replying "then you shouldn't be the head of such an esteemed boarding school as the Wammy House."

Taken aback, the principal sprang from his soft chair to his feet, offended and furious. "How dare you! I was only saying, boys are usually balanced by girls-"

"-But this is an all boys boarding school Mr. Roger" L quipped smugly.

Principal Roger only replied by smashing himself face down onto the desk and groaning. This was going to be a long year with L as a new teacher .A long LONG year. "I'm saying that without girls they become extremely sexually frustrated and the only female here is nurse Aname!

"Boys don't really care as long as somebody bleeds!" Roger added with a shudder, nearly gagging as he thought about the fight a week earlier,"So darken your clothes and strike a violent pose…Maybe they'll leave you alone."

"But they'll bother me?" L guessed, sensing that there had to be some reason besides that he was a new teacher for all the 'advice'. "You're telling me this so they'll leave you alone right and bother me?"

Roger held his head in shame. Wow this man was good as psychology "yes," he replied sheepishly.

L chuckled then set his feet firmly onto the wooden floor "When do I start?"