FF7 Who Wants TO Be A Gillionaire


Disclaimer: I do not own either the Final Fantasy 7 Characters nor the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire show.


Author's Note: THis is writen in play format, and if you dont like it gethe hell outa here!


Hojo: Hello and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Gillionaire! I'm your host, Hojo.....well just Hojo. Let us go around the room and show our contestents today.


(Camera circles the room as each character is shown on their side of the room. Here's a chart of the seats.)



Tifa Barret

Cloud Cid

Red XIII Hojo Yuffie
X
Reno Hot Seat Aeries

Elena Vincent

Cait Sith Rude


Hojo: OK now its time for the fastest finger! The person to put the following events in order that they happened, gets a chance at 1 Million Gill! Here we go!

Sepheroth dies
Aeries dies
Barret meets Cloud
Vincent is stuffed in a coffen.

(A second of pause. )

Hojo: OK! Almost everyone got it right(eyes Yuffie and Cait Sith) now let's see who is the fastest one. Oh, and Rude "..." is not an answer. Anyway the fastest person was Reno! Come on up here!

(Reno gets up and lights a cigerette while walking to the hot seat.)

Hojo: Hi Reno! Tell us a little about yourself.

(Reno gives Hojo a dirty look)

Reno: Well Hojo, I am currently unemployed thanks to your mother fucking plan to use the Sister Ray on the norhtern crater. Also leading to the death of my boss Rufus. SO tell me how I am?!

(Hojo looks at camera confused)

Hojo: Ok. Here is your first question for 100 Gil.!

(Reno looks at the computer screen)

100Gil.
Where is the ShinRa Headquarters located at?

A. North Crater B. Midgar

C. Bone Villige D. Nibelheim

(Reno looks at the screen momentarily before looking at Hojo)

Reno: Well Hojo, I'm going to have to say B. Midgar.

(Hojo takes off his glasses and whipes them with his jacket.)

Hojo: Is that your final answer?

(Reno gets up and gets his electric rod and points it at Hojo)

Hojo: Guess so...And you are RIGHT!

(Reno sits down and sighs)

Hojo: And now for your 300Gil. Question.

300Gil.
What is Yuffie's Hometown?
A. Nibelheim B. Midgar

C. Kalm D. Wutai

Reno: Ah shit! I don't pay attention to where that bitch is from! I'm gonna have to use my "Phone A Friend" lifeline.

(Hojo looks down at his screen)

Hojo: Who are you going to call?

Reno: My former Co-Worker Sephiroth in the lifestream.

(The audience gasps)

Riiiiing. RIIIING.

Sephiroth: Hello

Hojo: Hello Sepiroth. This is Hojo from Who Wants To Be A Gillionaire!

Sephiroth: Great.

Hojo: Reno is hear and neads help with a question. Take it from her!

Reno: Ok Sephiroth, here is the question. Where is Yuffie's hometown?
Nibelheim, Kalm, Midgar, or Wutai.

Sephiroth: Who?

(Yuffie gets up outraged and begans to throw a fit.)

Yuffie: Dammit! Is it that hard to know that my hometown is Wutai? Wutai! Wutai! Wutai!

(Reno turns back to Hojo)

Reno: Hojo, I'm gonna have ta say Wutai.

Hojo: YOU ARE RIGHT! We'll be back after these messages.


Author's Note: If you like review and say u do. Then I'll finish the story.