The dollar store

AN/ Yes!! It is a SEQULE!!!! Horary!! Every one be happy, now!

Disclaimer: no, I don't own twilight. I also don't own Orlando Bloom, but he's not very important. Especially if you put him next to Twilight.

Or catnip.

Kylie's POV

We ran all the way to Port Angelas, and got to ….

A dollar store!!

That's right! A magical, wonderful dollar store. That were we were to get all out stuff. We were now on another path. One to kill a certain Michle Renaldo Newton.

"Lets see." I said, deciding what to get. I grabbed 7 lemons, and 8 garden gnomes. Daytona tried to put dog treats in the cart, but I pulled them out.

"Oh, we cant put dog treats in but you can put something as ridiculas as garden gnomes in?" she asked.

"Duh. Mike is afraid of garden gnomes."

"How do you explain the lemons?" Sam questioned. They acted like they doubted me.

"Mike doesn't like the lemon fly's, remember?" I reminded her.

"Oh." And that was the end of their doubt.

Suddenly Sam grabbed something off of the shelf.

"Catnip." She said, waving it in front of me before dropping the bag into the basket. I smiled. Sam knew where this was going.

"Ohh. Hot pink hair dye and beads." Daytona said in a very stalkerish voice. Which was strange, considering we weren't stalking Edward right now.

I took the stuff she was staring at and put it in the cart, it would come in handy.

I wheeled the cart and my friends, who happened to be sitting in the cart, to the kitchen utensils aisle.

"Oh! Oh! Kylie!!" Sam shouted, "Lets use this!" she was holding up a spatula. That wouldn't work. I shook my head and kept walking. Until I saw it. A toaster. It was PERFECT!!!

I put it in the cart and paid for it while Sam and Daytona continued to be retards.

"Hey! Guys stop being tards its time to go." I said, waving the bag in front of them.

"Oh, fine! Be that way!" I would be that way. That was the way I enjoyed being.

We all got into the hummer that we hijacked and drove toward Forks.

AN/ oh my god! I love dollar stores! They are SO cool!!! DOLLOR STORES ARE AWESOME!!!! Don't you just love mikes middle name?